CAR CRASH

At a recent event Bill Gates allegedley compared the computer industry to the car industry, saying "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 miles to the gallon."
General Motors allegedley replied by sending this statement to the media:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. Your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines of the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. From time to time, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you lifted the door handle, turned the key and, at the same time, held on to the radio antenna.
4. Everytime a new car was introduced, car byers would have to learn how to drive again.
5. You'd have to press the start button to turn the engine off."