Chris Marquette Message Board / 100 things we've learned from JoA

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (TeeJay) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:25:31 +0000

31. Adam has secret fantasies about Ms. Lischak as a dominatrix
32. All liquid chemicals are colored in really bright colors. (Not!)
33. Grace's favorite place to secretly make out is a room with pickled animal cadavers in jars on display
34. Mrs. Girardi thinks Adam is a pimply, pubescent horndog who's trying to get in her daughter's pants

-TeeJay

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (magicalturkey) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:13:26 +0000

Gotta credit our new buddy on IMDb for this...

30. HIGH SCHOOL IS SUCH A SERIOUS THING. THESE PROBLEMS MATTER

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (chipmunk) — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:24:51 +0000

29. Romantic love is like a mental illness. It puts all logic to sleep. (Very true and been stuck in my head for the past week)

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (justme) — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:01:15 +0000

28. God shoplifts. But it's okay because technically everything belongs to Him anyway.

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (justme) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:34:49 +0000

27. This should probably go without saying, but... we have so much, sometimes more than we need, that it's wrong to divert funds meant to help the homeless. (Bad Joan, BAD :doh: )

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (Editsound) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:38:13 +0000

23. Everyone has a special talent
24. There is someone for everyone
25. Even if you find that special one, you may still screw it up.
26. When a TV show is trying to stay on the air, they will try anything (including guest stars like Hilery Duff, and adding the devil to the show)

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (BiggestChrisMarquetteFan) — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:07:53 +0000

20. Adam hates November.
21. Friedman likes Judith.
22. Luke likes Grace.

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (colorthestars) — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:24:12 +0000

16. You get to say whatever you want when you're universally despised.
17. Adam has an eidetic memory.
18. Luke actually did put his name on that pop tart. In red permanent marker.
19. Almost everybody has some light somewhere.

Re: 100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (justme) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:38:37 +0000

14. Sometimes, when Joan is alone, she listens to that horrible "Titanic" song and cries.

15. If you mix acid with your substance and it reacts, that means it's baking soda. Funny how something corrosive can show you what something's made of.

100 things we've learned from JoA

dummy@example.com (magicalturkey) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:29:35 +0000

There's threads like this all over IMDb for various TV shows/movies. I was gonna post it there... but idiots run rapid on that site. And this game keeps getting screwed up there too.

Basically it's just a game where we make a list of 100 things we've "learned" by watching JoA.

1. Anti-climatic means you're against the weather.
2. Girls at Joan's age are just stupid
3. Helen likes normal
4. Will really likes normal
5. Joan's pretty much their only chance at normal
6. Adam calls everybody dude
7. God told you that crush thing wouldn't work out
8. No one asks "why?" when you start your next random obsession
9. It's just easier that way
10. No one will notice when you leave your friends to go talk to some random person no one else knows
11. And when they do, a simple "oh, just some guy" will suffice as an explaination
12. Joan's dying to be an elegant moron
13. God is snippy