He wears a faux hawk and has brown puppy dog eyes

In his movies, he's known for obsessing over sex or getting high

He makes stoner beanies and hoodies look like sex

He's so badass that just digging a hole makes him a suspect

He's down to earth growing up in Texas and Dirty Jerz

He'll pass up on the Hollywood life, limos and chauffeurs

Never in it for the flashbulbs or the glitz and glamour

Who needs to be famous when he's a knight in shining armor

He's not scared to fuck over Shia or push him down the stairs

It doesn't matter if it's on Hanukkah, or he's in a wheelchair

Then, he stole his girl, oh what's her name? Tawny

And smoked a doobie with his boy Frankie who got it from Johnny

He used to have a pimpin' cat named Patches

And when he's in Arcadia, he stays away from the mall 'cause it gives him rashes.

He loves going out for coffee and reading books

Chicken and potato dumplings is his favorite thing his mom cooks

He listens to JT and stands at five foot eight

Rocks leather jackets and aviator shades

He loves movies with DeNiro like 'Taxi Driver' and where they whack Billy Bats

And old TV shows like Saved by the Bell and Thundercats

His brother Sean says to "Smoke that weed, bitch!"

And his mom's a tough sexy broad named Tish.

His dads's a Cuban gangster, and let's not forget Eric the Starbucks guy

But who really cares? Because he's not the one turning 25.

Chrissy's got the cutest chubby face

And the personality that'll make your heart race

He's so sweet, he could make you rot a tooth

I'd even spend millions if he ran his own kissing booth

For him, I'd swim all seven seas

Because in my heart I know, that the juice is worth the squeeze.

He gives me butterflies and I'm not afraid to shout it out

What can I say? That's what moral fiber's all about.

So, whether he spends his birthday slappin' a ham or getting baked

I hope his wish comes true when he blows out the candles on his birthday cake.

-TeeJay

-TeeJay

IF YOU'RE ALONE
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow
If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile
But any time you need someone to love
I'll just be me

LONGING
I long for the scent of your skin
Warmed by the friction of mine
A musk, unparalleled,
that cloaks my heart with love.

I long for the taste of your kiss
Not a sip to leave me wanting
But full and deep and quenching
As water for my thirst

I long for the feel of your touch
Upon my shoulders, neck, ear
Light as a fairy's wing
Brushing upon the air

I long for the sound of your voice,
the gentle utterance of my name,
the whispering in my ear
of loving words meant just for me

I long for the sight of your eyes
alight with love and passion,
warming, melting into mine
promising me forever

I long to shut out the world,
to be all that exists
In your mind, your heart, your soul
I long for you!

(this one was for fun)
MY OBSESSION
I have an obsession, an obsession you see
One that lives deep down inside of me
I might never show what it is,
because if I did, it'll be like a suicide kiss

To my obsession is so pure,
To my pain it's my only cure
I dream of my obsession day and night,
When I see it, I feel I have stage fright

For my obsession, my love is true,
Knowing if my obsession ever faded away, I'd be through
The life inside me, my obsession ignites
With my obsession, I can win these fights

For my obsession makes me smile,
My obsession is what makes my life worth while
When I see my obsession, everything is fine
Thinking of how it's tough would be so define

I want my obsession to see it makes my life worth living
hopefully when it knows, it'll be forgiving
My dear Chris, can't you see
that you are the obsession that lives deep inside of me.