Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

Donna · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:09

Anyone else braved this thing?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952760/1/N … the_Damned

WTF was that. That was terrible, disgusting, (and I like my smut). I need to wash my eyeballs. I totally want to :puke It was all wrong, wrong, wrong. EW

Donna · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:14

magicalturkey wrote:

I just asked one of my friends if Adam would ever call Joan a dirty slut during sex and this was her answer "I could see him saying it all awkward and unsure like he couldn't understand why someone would like that". Kinda like... "You.. dirty little slut?" "Oh, Adam, come on..." I haven't given her the story to read, I'm not going to... better that she doesn't know.
Now I want to write a story where Adam attempts to talk dirty and fails horribly.

That would be funny, cute and realistic. Everyone gets naughtly sometimes, but that was ridiculous.

magicalturkey · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:17

Donna wrote:

Anyone else braved this thing?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952760/1/N … the_Damned

WTF was that. That was terrible, disgusting, (and I like my smut). I need to wash my eyeballs. I totally want to :puke It was all wrong, wrong, wrong. EW

That was what we warned you about!

And I wrote that dirty talk one

Donna · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:20

I want to read yours. Whats it called so I can find it.

magicalturkey · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:22

'Talking Dirty'... I'm so creative. http://community.livejournal.com/fic_crazed/79490.html

justme · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:28

Yep, that one made my skin crawl!:puke: When I first read it, I quit when I got to that revolting honeymoon. But, when we started talking about it here, I went back and made myself read the whole thing. (Mainly so I could dump on it with greater fluency ). The really sad part is that he had some good ideas there. That old guy Joan met in the hospital when she was admitted following her suicide attempt was a deceased, elderly Adam who was waiting there for the old Joan to join him in the afterlife. In the hands of a better writer (and someone who didn't have such profound sexual issues of their own :waiting:) this really could've been something nice. As it is, though, :fedup: Yuck!

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Donna · 20 Mar 08 :: 00:50

Laura, very cute!!! I could see him getting into it a little bit but totally sucking at it. Really liked it. Thanks.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 20 Mar 08 :: 20:24

Yeah, that one was so completely out-of-character and sick. It's not so much what they did as the way they talked and acted about it. I can't imagine that Werewolf was actually a fan of the show. It felt more like something he wrote to piss off and disgust his girlfriend who was a fan of the show. Notice it has zero reviews? Either because most people can't get through it, or they're just so shocked by it that they're speechless.

Simon · 01 Jul 08 :: 08:52

Donna wrote:

Anyone else braved this thing?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952760/1/N … the_Damned

WTF was that. That was terrible, disgusting, (and I like my smut). I need to wash my eyeballs. I totally want to :puke It was all wrong, wrong, wrong. EW

That was slightly disturbing. They kinda went into more detail on their "parts" than i've read anywhere.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 01 Jul 08 :: 15:25

Oh man, Simon. If you went and read Werewolf, you need to cleanse your eyes and your brain with some actual "good" smut. You know the kind where the people are actually IN CHARACTER.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 05 Jul 08 :: 04:49

I've been reading Butterflies all the way through again, trying to get inspired to write. I just reached Sunny Honeymoon. If anyone's curious about the song I used lyrics from at the beginning, here's a great clip of sexy Michelle Pfieffer singing Makin' Whoopie to Jeff Bridges in The Fabulous Baker Boys...

H.O.T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5yNhV-XYcQ

taylor_27 · 01 Aug 09 :: 08:29

Anyone else braved this thing?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952760/1/N … the_Damned

So I stayed up reading all chapters..... it was sad, weird, disgusting, and kinda funny

Honestly, I'm worried a/b the writer.... that was some raw writing in the beginning and it just seems to me they were expressing their feelings through Joan... am I wrong?

Ok the dreaded Ch.6...... I think that was hilarious and so wrong and strays from their characters 100%, but it was nice they got married and Joan got pregnant... but seriously all the butthole comments... just eww.... and slut and talking a/b his member.... way way out there....

2 questions regarding the show and other fan fics?
1. Is Grace bi?(no disrespect intended)
2, Did Adam's dad die?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 01 Aug 09 :: 08:48

Sick, sick, sick. We laugh about that one. It's just so so wrong on so many levels.

In the show, no. But in Butterflies, yes, Grace is bi and with a girl. And poor Carl did indeed die, God rest Carl. He plays a pretty big part in the fic. He survived the series though. And look for big developments between Grace and Lukie G in The Gift.

magicalturkey · 01 Aug 09 :: 14:02

Actually, they did set up a possibility early on that Grace was bi or a lesbian, so I think she was bi in the show (and knew it or wasn't sure one way or the other), she just was with a guy for that part of her life.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 01 Aug 09 :: 20:11

According to our interview with Becky, they told her early in S1 that Grace was not going to be gay. I didn't ask her about the possibility that she was bi though.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Aug 09 :: 04:24

The new Sequel to femmenerd's To Give Is To Receive is now up...

Dreaming Is Free by Sisterdebmac & Carol follows Everywhere by Magical Turkey, which follows Experiments by Sisterdebmac. If you can follow that.

Rated R for sweet smut...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5336443/1/

Enjoy!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Sep 09 :: 03:46

HAHAHA!!!

Carol told me to read this one and it's hilarious and adorable. The Popsicle, by Sweetwater Gal. Short, and oh so sweet...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1973874/1/The_Popsicle

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 10 Sep 09 :: 04:36

That fanfic is hilarious! I can't believe I didn't think about writing it first.

justme · 10 Sep 09 :: 18:19

I haven't read that one in a long time, but I remembered how cute it was. What would those two have done without Grace there to set them straight?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Sep 09 :: 19:26

Broken up sooner, I'm guessing.

justme · 10 Sep 09 :: 19:36

Well she was really good at calling Joan on all her BS. So that was good. And Adam, too. Although he didn't need it as much. Grace had an excellent caca detector!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Sep 09 :: 20:20

Definitely. I often wonder if Joan would've even realized Adam was "about" her if Grace hadn't told her.

magicalturkey · 10 Sep 09 :: 21:22

I wonder if Joan would have realized she liked Adam if Grace never told her

justme · 11 Sep 09 :: 00:13

She might not've.:D I give Grace credit for a lot of things, but I think it was Iris that made Joan realize how much she cared for Adam.

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