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See if you can find Katherine Heigl's speech. She started off by saying "Ok, I don't have anything prepared because my mother told me I didn't have a chance in Hell at winning, so thanks, mom..." it's hilarious. And I forget who won right after her but the guy came on stage, "Well, Katherine Heigl's mother said we would win..."
I'll fill you in on Sally Field's speech. She won best actress for her show Brothers and Sisters, where she plays a mother. She said that the award was in honor of mother's everywhere who have to wait and pray that their children come home safe. People started cheering when she started talking about the war, she lost her train of thought and the next thing you know the Black Disco Ball of Death was on screen instead of her and we couldn't hear anything.
The part that was edited out she said "if mother's ran the world there would not be so many goddamn wars in the first place!" All we heard was "if mother's ran the world", then her speech was over.
I might be a little off with the quotes, but I think I got the main jest of it.
Their president called the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA "a goddamn piece of paper."
See? They don't care about GD. Even their president said it. If they cared about that, it's hypocricy. Having a mind of your own in America (especially if it's against the war or Bush) is not allowed. Just that simple. What free speech?
But a lot of people seem to be on Sally Field's side. They like her! They really, really like her!
Yeah, adventurous. And a little stupid.
Put a collar on Micheal Vick to prove they hurt dogs
...bad joke.
Thank you. Adam and Joan are clumsy with the lights off...
There's a lot worse stuff on television today than GD, no reason to censor her or Katherine Heigl for swearing. I could tell where she was heading when I watched it, so I'm guessing the producers did too. They said it yesterday on CNN, they took away Sally Field's right to free speech.
I posted a new Adam/Joan smutty one. It's probably the strangest thing I ever wrote. You'll see why...
Is dark haired guy the same as eye patch guy? Cause eye patch guy does look a little like Chris. The other dark haired guy doesn't, he's too shaggy.
Hey, Tina, that electro shock thing is a good idea. It might have worked with the guys. :devil:
It worked on my old dog. Everytime he crossed the invisible fench... poor thing passed it one too many times.
Oh, ok. I just don't want anyone to read it who could get upset by it.
Anne, you should read this one. It should sound slightly familiar to you.
If it would sound familiar to her the way I'm thinking, maybe she shoudn't...
I posted a new Carl/Adam story... yet another secret from Elizabeth's past is brought into the light...
That is annoying. My brother's friends do that all the time, always throwing beer bottles in the garbage can and cigarette butts in the recycle bin.
Maybe you should try putting big signs that say trash and recyclables over the bins. Or get a couple dogs and train them to jump out of the bins and bite your roommates if they put the wrong thing in a bin
I knew what they had censored her for, it just proves how out of hand everything's getting when you have to censor Gidget for speaking out.
And I heard they'd censored Ray and Katherine, but I didn't know why. Why didn't they censor Brad Garret when he looked down that woman's dress and goes "man, the view up here's great... that reminds me I have to buy milk"?
I'm watching CNN and they're going over Emmy coverage. They censored Sally Field. I didn't even catch it, I thought the cameras just went all wonky. Who censors Gidget?
My computer was being stupid and wouldn't let me on here for the last half hour. Thanks, guys.
Ok, Deb, I wrote that "first story" you wanted
Yeah, I think that would work. It could be Grace and Karen, Brody and Lydia, Henry and Lily (heh), and Jamie and Susan.
Yeah, I think Lily and Joan are close enough for her to be a bridesmaid. Plus, I think her being Kevin's girlfriend gives a little leeway. Adam doesn't have any female relatives, does he? Cause she could be our missing girl.
Oh, and I think it would be cute if Karen was the maid of honor, because Grace is the best man... then they can walk each other down the aisle.
Ok, I'm home and read it... Joan's bridesmainds, you forgot to include Lily, so we only need one more. Who's gonna be her maid of honor?
Ok, I'm not home right now though... I'm still in school, I'll be home in a couple hours.
we have very little chance of ever seeing this or any of the other short films he's done, so it doesn't much matter, does it?
This is true. So no headless Chris on a stripper pole... unless someone beheads a Linus action figure.
I mean, I can hear Grace saying those words.
I can too. I actually think Grace was attracted to Joan, at least outwardly, even when she was dating Luke. Maybe I just read too much into her character, but I think she was bi the entire time and CBS was just too scared to address it outside of the popular girls making fun of her early on.
"Wait! Why aren't the dead dead? And what day is it there? ... why doesn't Chris have a head anymore?"