Joke Of The Day

domesticelefant · 16 Apr 07 :: 20:13

Well, as you may know, my mom and I are big fans of Ireland. Today my mom surfed the net for some information and she came across a very informative website about Ireland. There was a section with pub stories and jokes and there she found that one. It's so funny, I just had to post it here.

A piece of string went into a bar and asked for a whiskey. "Sorry", said the barman, "we don't serve whiskies to pieces of string."
So the piece of string went into another bar and ordered a whiskey. The barman skeptically looked at him and asked "Are you a piece of string?" – " O no", said the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot!"

TeeJay · 16 Apr 07 :: 20:20

Heehee.

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Apr 07 :: 21:54

Love it!

domesticelefant · 04 Jun 07 :: 17:26

Tina, that's for you. (Native English speakers probably won't get this.)

That's a quote a former federal president of Germany once said to some American guests. Someone told me that during our Sturge Weber Meeting. It's dead funny.
"We are heavy on wire and now goes it loose." (You can not imagine how much I laughed about that. LOL)

Chnyst · 03 Sep 07 :: 10:18

Michael Vick's Jury:

magicalturkey · 03 Sep 07 :: 13:58

:rofl:

I love that Ren (I think that's Ren... the little Chihuahua looking thing on the bottom right) looks like he's ready to bite Vick's face off and whoever that is next to Snoopy just looks bored. Put him in front of a jury of animal lovers and he'll get the same looks.

TeeJay · 03 Sep 07 :: 15:46

Haha, that's really funny, but Anne won't get this. I wouldn't either if I wasn't in the US right now. Michael Vick's a football player (Quarterback) who was busted for illegal dog fighting. It's all over the news here.

-TeeJay

magicalturkey · 03 Sep 07 :: 15:59

The dog fighting is the least of his problems, actually. He's on trial for killing six to eight dogs (at least I think that's the number) who didn't perform to his standards during the fights.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 03 Sep 07 :: 16:31

The bored-looking one is Droopy-Dog. He always looks like that. And Vick is toast.

domesticelefant · 03 Sep 07 :: 19:25

At least I recognized Snoopy and whatwasthenameofMickeyMouse'sfriend-Goofy?

Mutant_Enemy_Girl · 05 Sep 07 :: 18:56

Undedog and Astro made it. lol
Would've loved to see Courage the Cowardly Dog in there.

Is Goofy a dog? You'd think that if they'd gone for a Disney aproach they would use Pluto.

I can't believe I'm in a cartoon dog conversation. I make fun of my mom all the time for still watching cartoons, and look.:rolleyes:

domesticelefant · 05 Sep 07 :: 19:04

Mutant_Enemy_Girl wrote:

Undedog and Astro made it. lol
Is Goofy a dog? You'd think that if they'd gone for a Disney aproach they would use Pluto.

Yeah, that's what I wondered about too. I knew Pluto is a dog, but then I realized that I never knew what animal Goofy is supposed to be. I mean, he's not a mouse like Mickey and Minnie, is he? :clueless:

TheCentralScrutinizer · 05 Sep 07 :: 20:25

Goofy is a mystery one had best not try to figure out.

OhGnarly · 06 Sep 07 :: 22:20

Haha, this conversation reminds me of the campfire sequence in Stand By Me, where the boys contemplate the mysterious of life, the main question being what species Goofy is.

"He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car!"

Mutant_Enemy_Girl · 07 Sep 07 :: 00:38

Oh, yeah. I haven't seen the movie, but I know what quote you're talking about. I guess it is similar.

"Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog- what's Goofy?"

TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 07 :: 01:43

Yep, I was thinking of that scene in that movie, too. "What the hell's Goofy?" Heehee.

domesticelefant · 07 Sep 07 :: 19:07

That's an interesting question actually.

Mutant_Enemy_Girl · 09 Sep 07 :: 06:21

Some ponder the answer to Global Warming, some wonder what Goofy is.

Chnyst · 11 Sep 07 :: 02:23

I have a good joke for ya...well, maybe not good....anyways,

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 11 Sep 07 :: 04:39

Heh.

domesticelefant · 11 Sep 07 :: 18:27

How did we end up at Global Warming? I thought we were talking about Goofy!

magicalturkey · 11 Sep 07 :: 18:32

How did we end up at Global Warming?

I thought we were talking about flies... and Goofy

Edit: never mind, I see it now. How did we get to Global Warming?

Last edited by magicalturkey (11 Sep 07 :: 18:34)

Mutant_Enemy_Girl · 11 Sep 07 :: 20:45

I was joking about how we were all wondering the mystery behind what Goofy is when other "intellectuials" try to solve 'earth's problems'. It was a bad joke. I shall not attempt one again.

TeeJay · 11 Sep 07 :: 20:54

Yeah, we have a ban on bad jokes around here. If you attempt to make one again, I will make you accompany Jack Bauer as a character with no name and no lines of dialogue.

-TeeJay

magicalturkey · 11 Sep 07 :: 22:41

Me and Anne not knowing what was going on made me think of a JoA quote...

Adam: my aunt has this thing growing out of the side of her neck, used to freak me out. It was like she was growing another head.
Joan: what does that have to do with anything?
Adam: I thought we were talking about aunts...
Joan: no, we were talking about me!

Ok, Goofy... I mean, Joan

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