Joke Of The Day

magicalturkey · 31 Mar 08 :: 22:33

After I was done laughing, I feel kinda bad for him actually... he's obviously insane and not fit to stand trial.

magicalturkey · 04 Apr 08 :: 17:20

This video is too cute... a little dog climbing up a door

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseacti … d=31253914

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Apr 08 :: 17:38

Aye chiahuahua!

magicalturkey · 04 Apr 08 :: 18:09

I can't stop watching it. She gets up there and she's like "oh, I can see lots up here. Wait, I can't get down. You! Human, put down the camera and help me!"

justme · 04 Apr 08 :: 19:33

She was WAY up there. I'm glad someone was home when she tried it.

magicalturkey · 04 Apr 08 :: 20:00

Heh, that would have been funny if they came home and the dog's just kinda hanging on the door. Wouldn't have been funny if she got hurt doing it, but her claws seemed to be really in there and the screen must have been pretty sturdy if she got that high.

Spider dog, spider dog does... whatever a spider dog does.

justme · 04 Apr 08 :: 20:04

LMAO! Love the "Simpsons" reference. Yeah, I kind of think she liked it up there until she couldn't find her way back down. Kind of looking down at all her friends way down below on the patio. "Bow down to me, lowly Earthlings!"

(ta da!;))

magicalturkey · 04 Apr 08 :: 20:09

Hehe. Yeah, she was finally bigger than the other dogs. Sweet minutes when she knew when it felt like to be tall. Now that she knows how to do it, I wonder how many times she's gonna climb up there

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 04 Apr 08 :: 22:14

That dog is really funny.

This chihuahua video is really funny too.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea … d=15818954

magicalturkey · 04 Apr 08 :: 22:41

Dogs like that are the reason little dogs scare me. They look so innocent and cute... then they're ready to bite your finger off

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Apr 08 :: 22:44

Dixie's not like that. She's very sweet for a terrier. Well, unless you're a stranger.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 26 May 08 :: 06:12

This is funny. And Engineer's Guide To Cats. If you know any engineers, you'll especially appreciate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 May 08 :: 17:58

Wow...

The 20 Most Bizarre Mugshots Ever:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96038.aspx

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 May 08 :: 18:02

These are great too, funny newspaper headlines...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 28 May 08 :: 05:50

The mugshots of those people are weird and freaky.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 05 Jun 08 :: 06:54

If anyone here is familiar with the movie "Dude Where's My Car" your probably familiar with this clip from the Chinese restaurant. It's soo funny and Ashton Kutcher is hilarious in it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez8S5BqaNlw

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 06 Jul 08 :: 10:00

This vid is hilarious! It's of this guy I know in Florida and his friends singing this really weird but funny song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3idSKwEjPUE

TheCentralScrutinizer · 13 Jul 08 :: 02:49

Funny spoof of Joan Osborne's One Of Us...

hhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WcC3Oj … re=related

justme · 13 Jul 08 :: 03:16

Oh, my! There are dozens of versions of that.:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDwITM5h … re=related

TheCentralScrutinizer · 13 Jul 08 :: 03:47

Yeah, I linked the wrong one at first. But it's the right one now. The one I like is the one that actually sounds like Joan Osborne. It's HIGHlarious. I can post the lyrics if anyone wants them...

"If you are offensive with your religion, do not watch this video"? Buwaaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 13 Jul 08 :: 03:52

Wait a minute... one of those videos says it IS Joan doing this version with Weird Al. No way!

justme · 13 Jul 08 :: 04:04

One of them sounds just like her. The comments don't seem to think Weird Al is really involved. I don't know, but it's hilarious!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 13 Jul 08 :: 08:26

Sisterdebmac wrote:

The one I like is the one that actually sounds like Joan Osborne. It's HIGHlarious.
"If you are offensive with your religion, do not watch this video"? Buwaaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!!

Awesome vid! I can't believe some people would get offended it's just a video and a song.
Deb, have you heard the version called "what if god had a my space?"

justme · 14 Jul 08 :: 11:20

It's been way too long since we had a cute puppy video.;)

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3025935/8660249

magicalturkey · 14 Jul 08 :: 13:13

Aww poor little guy.

Carol, you're a Dorquette! :dancing:

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