Joke Of The Day

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jun 09 :: 18:20

That's great!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 05 Jun 09 :: 08:59

Great find, Laura. I love it!!

magicalturkey · 04 Jul 09 :: 00:32

Americans aren't stupid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

Neither are British... ians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4

And the Germanish aren't either! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONCrE4IoSsY

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jul 09 :: 00:47

Those are great!

magicalturkey · 04 Jul 09 :: 00:54

"how many sides does a triangle have?" "I don't know. I haven't been to school in a while." "But... it's a triangle" "I wasn't prepared to answer questions!"

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jul 09 :: 01:03

Yeah, it's pretty stunning.

Warbee · 04 Jul 09 :: 09:46

Hahahaha yeah the first skit done of Americans arent stupid was done ages ago. Those guys are Australian. I LOVE them. The do some absolutely amazing skits. Been arrested a fair few times too, but all in good fun. They get a fair bit of backlash, but in honesty one of the funniest shows i know. But yeah...check this clip out below. They got arrested for this one. Kinda amusing though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnAaQ0n5-8

*EDIT* - The show is called Chasers War On Everything. (The group of guys are known as the Chasers) HIGHlarious!!!!

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 06 Jul 09 :: 19:34

Yum Brands Introduces The Feedbag...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/0 … 25495.html

TheCentralScrutinizer · 06 Jul 09 :: 22:55

This made me giggle so hard I couldn't... well, you guessed it... breathe. LOL!

http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site … _you_take/

She sounds like she's either hyperventilating or doing something really, really dirty.

Warbee · 10 Jul 09 :: 03:16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQWAdAbdfA

I love Tim Minchin. This made me laugh...

Last edited by Warbee (10 Jul 09 :: 04:03)

TheCentralScrutinizer · 14 Jul 09 :: 20:04

Not a joke, but still very funny. The 9 Stupidest Products Of All Time...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/1 … 30821.html

justme · 14 Jul 09 :: 20:35

Just a few hundred volts and you, too, can have a Botox face like Dynasty's Linda Evans!

I don't even want to THINK about the toilet paper extension thing.

CappuGirl · 15 Jul 09 :: 23:04

Last night I had a dream that I was running the marathon on some country roads with older actors like Jack Nicholson and the guy that plays Gibbs on NCIS. Half way thru the run the men turned into boys that saw a small pond and said they're supposed to go swim in it to get to the right vibe. I tried to pass them and continue my run, but then someone's mom came and said "I should have known this wouldn't work.We're leaving!"

Maybe this qualifies as a joke. I laughed in the morning. Good thing I had something to laugh...

CappuGirl · 19 Jul 09 :: 23:22

OK, here's my (naughty) joke of the day. Aimed for few Twilight lovers that are totally obsessed about Rob. One even changed her lastname to Pattinson in FB and started a Robwar. I needed something to do tonight and this is what I came up with. Short of lame at some parts and a little fuzzy text in one pic but you'll get the idea.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8 … c2b62ebbf6

Last edited by CappuGirl (19 Jul 09 :: 23:23)

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 20 Jul 09 :: 09:45

Really funny photos, Maria.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 31 Jul 09 :: 17:18

Unfortunate headline of the day...

TheCentralScrutinizer · 06 Sep 09 :: 01:11

HAHAHAA!!! Not a joke, but go check out this article about bizarre animal behavior and watch the clip with the drunken monkeys.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/0 … 70638.html

TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 08:07

HAHAHAHAAA!!!

Point Breakback Mountain...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyyBOPB … re=related

Yeah, it's what you think it is. And it's perfectly HIGHlarious.

Warbee · 07 Sep 09 :: 08:17

LOVE how easily that works....You want me so bad you can taste it dont you Johnny

TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 08:27

LOL! One of my favorite movies. I've seen it a zillion times and I had no idea. All that delicious gay subtext was right there all that time. Hee. I suddenly wanna write slash fics.

Warbee · 07 Sep 09 :: 08:57

I think thats why i enjoyed the spoof so much because i have seen that movie so many times...

TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Sep 09 :: 20:33

In today's edition of Here's Your Sign...

Stephfon Bennett: Man Robs Woman, Asks Her Out On Date
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/1 … 82264.html

Warbee · 11 Sep 09 :: 00:53

:lol::lol: What an idiot!

domesticelefant · 23 Feb 11 :: 16:17

I found this in the latest Spotlight Business issue, a magazine about Business English I read. They have this "Last laugh" topic on the last page of each issue. This one is too funny not to share with you.

CAR CRASH
At a recent event Bill Gates allegedley compared the computer industry to the car industry, saying "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 miles to the gallon."
General Motors allegedley replied by sending this statement to the media:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. Your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines of the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. From time to time, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you lifted the door handle, turned the key and, at the same time, held on to the radio antenna.
4. Everytime a new car was introduced, car byers would have to learn how to drive again.
5. You'd have to press the start button to turn the engine off."

I swear, I didn't laugh that hard in a loooong time! LOL

TheCentralScrutinizer · 23 Feb 11 :: 17:15

That's awesome!

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