#1 22 Jul 07 :: 22:56

TeeJay
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Chris Merchandise

While we were talking about Keith and Mike and Adam dolls in the Just Friends thread, I thought I'd bring a really funny conversation over from Melissa's old board that we had a lot of fun with. Here goes:

(Hypothetical) Joan of Arcadia Game
Anne and I (TeeJay) are really going mad on Yahoo Messenger right now. And we thought we'd share some of the madness.

We were discussing the ER Game that I recently got (but haven't tried yet) and we thought about what it would be like to have a JoA game. In light of Deb's Huggable Adam Doll, the game would probably feature this:

Character: Adam Rove
Features:
Click his belly button and he'll say "unchallenged" a hundred times over.
Click his head and Joan will ruffle his hair.
Click his eyes and he will cry shamelessly for no reason at all.
Click his arms and Joan will hug him to death. Oh crap, you've suffocated him. Tough luck. Start over.

-TeeJay


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#2 22 Jul 07 :: 22:58

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Oh yeah, I remember that! That was fun! lol


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#3 22 Jul 07 :: 22:59

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Re: Chris Merchandise

haha that'd be intersting. Speaking of Chris merch I think it would be interesting to see stuff that the fans have made, or bought, or anything that is a tribute to Chris or his characters. Like post pics of it or something.


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#4 22 Jul 07 :: 23:00

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Re: Chris Merchandise

We have posted pics of our stuff. Which thread was it, the Dorquette History thread? Just look out for it.


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#5 22 Jul 07 :: 23:00

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Yeah, absolutely. Let me start with our Dorquette Drool Towel:

DDT.jpg

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#6 22 Jul 07 :: 23:02

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Yeah I want to get a shirt made so bad, but I cant find anywhere to do so sad I think I have seen all your guys' stuff, but I didnt know if anyone else had ever done anything either.


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#7 22 Jul 07 :: 23:05

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Re: Chris Merchandise

I also have pics posted of my autographed Keith leather wristband in the Alpha Dog thread, if that counts.


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#8 22 Jul 07 :: 23:06

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Re: Chris Merchandise

yeah I remember seeing somewhere that you said you had that but I didnt event think about wich thread to look at


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#9 22 Jul 07 :: 23:08

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Just for fun, let me post my Dorquette tee as well:

DorquetteShirtBack.jpg

DorquetteShirtFront1.jpg

DorquetteShirtFront2.jpg

And my really crazy shirt that I don't wear in public:

DorquetteShirtTJ01.jpg

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#10 22 Jul 07 :: 23:08

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Re: Chris Merchandise

It's in the Bullhorn section and it's called "A Brief History About The Dorquettes" or something like that. I think that was the original Merchandise Thread.
(Admin Question: Do we really need two threads?)


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#11 22 Jul 07 :: 23:10

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Here's the AD thing...

27_FX_SignedBracelet.jpg


Deb,
Your Fairy Chrismother.  Keeper of Keith's leather wristband.  Keeper of Pocket Anomalies.  WWAJD?
REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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#12 22 Jul 07 :: 23:10

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Also, since I'm crazy about Chris's eyebrows, I had to slightly modify my car key keychain that's called Adam to make him more authentic:

Before:
AdamKeychain_before.jpg

After:
AdamKeychain_after.jpg

big_smile

PS: Well, Anne, while we're at it, it might be fun to just post what we have over here. I don't mind two threads.

-TeeJay


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#13 22 Jul 07 :: 23:12

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That is so cool. Thanks for posting that again for me, Deb.


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#14 22 Jul 07 :: 23:13

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Re: Chris Merchandise

My creative freakiness doesn't quite end there, though:

Anonymous_AdamRove.jpg
Anonymous_TinaRove.jpg
LionShirtTJ02.jpg

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#15 22 Jul 07 :: 23:13

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Well, I think two threads about the same topic is unnecessary, but I'll keep my mouth shut.

Here's my time clock. It might sound a little crazy but it does always show the time of the location Chris is at. (Freaky, remember? LOL)
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And yes, the pic shows shoothoops avatar. But it was there before the avatar was made. I do also have a Fanboys pic for the frame, in case I want a change.


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#16 22 Jul 07 :: 23:16

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Re: Chris Merchandise

I guess this also kinda counts. It's from an episode of JoA where Adam eats what you will see. Joan asks, "What's that, your brain on drugs?" He explains to her that it's a fried egg sandwich.

Adam's version:
BrainOnDrugsAdam.jpg

My version:
BrainOnDrugs.jpg

Just remember: Imitation is the highest form of flattery. smile

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#17 22 Jul 07 :: 23:17

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Hm ... I had a pic like that too ... where do I have it? *goes searching*


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#18 22 Jul 07 :: 23:18

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Here's also my JoA t-shirt (more Joan- than Chris-related):

The back:
Voices_back.jpg

The front:
Voices_front.jpg

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#19 22 Jul 07 :: 23:19

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You guys are giving all new meaning to "freaky".  I draw the line at t-shirts and drool towels.  Well, OK, and my "Adam", but that's for off-the-MB conversations only.  wink


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#20 22 Jul 07 :: 23:23

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Re: Chris Merchandise

meaning we are completely freaky, or not that bad?


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#21 22 Jul 07 :: 23:23

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Re: Chris Merchandise

It's not really merchandise, but I named my laptop Cooper (after Infestation) and my mp3 player Miles (after The Tic Code because it plays music LOL).

Again: Remember FREAKY! big_smile


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#22 22 Jul 07 :: 23:23

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Oh, and here's (among other things) my Keith Stratten driving license:
Autographs.jpg

But I think with that I've finally exhausted my stash of Chris-related things. Not counting the fake American Gun movie poster that I photoshopped him into and hung in a frame in the bathroom. And the Chris DVDs on my shelf.

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#23 22 Jul 07 :: 23:24

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Re: Chris Merchandise

I still have my two autographes and the Fanboys calendar. But they're hanging in my room and I do not have pictures of them.


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#24 22 Jul 07 :: 23:28

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Re: Chris Merchandise

Fogot the Fanboys calendar. But I don't have a picture of that handy right now either.

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#25 22 Jul 07 :: 23:30

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Re: Chris Merchandise

My calendar is autographed on my birthday month, but I don't have a picture of it.


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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