Amber Tamblyn

magicalturkey · 15 Jan 09 :: 23:36

Amber's new facebook status:

Amber Tamblyn-- new book, new shows, new movie, new boobs - read the note for more info!

And just like everyone else said in the replies to the status message... what was wrong with her old ones?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 15 Jan 09 :: 23:40

Yeah, that was funny, as always. I saw it a little while ago and left a comment unrelated to her very nice boobies.

TeeJay · 15 Jan 09 :: 23:51

She posted this on her MySpace:

SPRING BREAKDOWN GOES TO SUNDANCE!!
The film that's been shelved for almost 2 years for being too awesome, is finally seeing the light of day. Or, night rather. Spring Breakdown starring Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch Parker Posey and yours truly has been accepted into the Midnight Series at Sundance Film Festival! It will premiere tomorrow night, Friday the 16th.
Unfortunately I won't be able to be there as I have some Press stuff for The Unusuals for ABC on the same day, but my other booettes will be there, Amy, Rachel & Parker.
PLEASE, if you or someone you know is gonna be at Sundance this year, support this film anyway you can. It's a sweet little comedy that deserves a lot of love and cheering. Get into a screening, help us to pack the damn things with laughter!!
This film means SO much to those of us that worked on it and I hope you'll get to see it in theaters soon.
IN OTHER NEWS:
NEW SHOWS!!
I'll have a couple poetry shows to tell you about coming up soon. For those in the New York City area, I'll be doin' a little set with author Derrick Brown this Saturday evening at Soundfix Records in Brooklyn. Check out Brownpoetry. com for more info. Also, finally, a national poetry tour this Fall because I'll be releasing a...
NEW BOOK!
More info on this coming soon, but I finally found me a publisher that wants what I want. It's been a fascinating journey through academia literary world, but I'm very excited to have met an editor who sees eye to eye with me on this very intimate and sincere piece of work. Full details will be comin' shortly!
NEW BOOBS!!
Not really. But I will be on next months cover of BUST Magazine, talking about all kinds of crazy things like, ya know, Kim Kardashian's crush on me and how I hate Mayonnaise. I lied about 1 of these. The magazine will be out next month.
That's it for now, folks. All the details coming soon. How many times can I say coming soon in 1 bloggy-thingy? A lot. Consider this your bread with olive oil. Really good, imported Italian olive oil that costs $49.99 at Wholefoods but $39.99 at Trader Joe's. Main course is on it's way.
Yours kind of,
Amber Rose

-TeeJay

domesticelefant · 16 Jan 09 :: 00:12

I missed it because I was talking to Nathalie for more than an hour on the phone (sharing experiences we made on our trips to America) but I just saw it and it just made me laugh. LOL
The news about Spring Breakdown is great. Hey, maybe Larry will see the movie? Who knows. I hope I'll get to see it sometime, too.

magicalturkey · 16 Jan 09 :: 00:28

talking about all kinds of crazy things like, ya know, Kim Kardashian's crush on me and how I hate Mayonnaise. I lied about 1 of these.

I wanna know which is the lie. She seems like the type of girl who can enjoy some good mayonnaise

TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Jan 09 :: 03:38

She apparently likes to accuse people of having crushes on her. And teasing people about her having a crush on them. I love her absurd sense of humor. But I'm kinda glad I'm not one of her friends since I am averse to the purple nurple.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 16 Jan 09 :: 06:31

I can't wait to see the movie Spring Breakdown. I hope Amber has a pretty big part it in it.

domesticelefant · 16 Jan 09 :: 19:26

Okay, I just learned what a purple nurple is. WTF???

TeeJay · 16 Jan 09 :: 19:32

Chris talked about it in part 2 of our latest interview. He described how Amber gets when he meets her--that she'll call him some crazy name and then try to give him a purple nurple. Ouch!

-TeeJay

domesticelefant · 16 Jan 09 :: 19:43

Oh yeah, I remember. Somehow I didn't even notice that I didn't really get what he meant, but well, I was busy listening and ... staring at him. LOL

TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Jan 09 :: 20:10

She also tries to bite him.

CappuGirl · 17 Jan 09 :: 20:43

I was laughing at that FB-thing too. Figured it must be a joke. I really couldn't believe she'd go under the knife for such vanity. And why would she anyways, she has a great body!

Bating sounds formilliar!

TeeJay · 28 Jan 09 :: 19:05

I'm not usually a fan of discussing who's going out with whom, but did you guys know that Amber's boyfriend is David Cross? He's 20 years older than she is. Got a thing for mature men, Amber? Nothing wrong with that, though.

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 19:47

She's still with him? I thought that was a joke or something. I can't believe they've lasted this long. He certainly ain't a looker.

TeeJay · 28 Jan 09 :: 19:48

There was an article about her in BUST magazine just recently, and according to that, he's her boyfriend. That's all I know and that's all I'm content knowing. I've seen a photo of one of her previous boyfriends, and according to my handsomeness radar, David Cross is a true beauty compared to the other guy. But, hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? Guess Amber has her very own sense of beauty.

-TeeJay

domesticelefant · 28 Jan 09 :: 23:03

If they love each other - why not?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 23:16

Sorry, but the guy grosses me out. Watch some Arrested Development sometime. You'll see.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 29 Jan 09 :: 04:16

He's lucky to be with someone as amazing as Amber but she could do better.

domesticelefant · 29 Jan 09 :: 14:48

Who knows, maybe he has some qualities we can't see.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 29 Jan 09 :: 16:40

Yeah, like a big you know what?

domesticelefant · 29 Jan 09 :: 16:55

Uhm, yeah, probably. But that's not what I meant in the first place.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 29 Jan 09 :: 17:05

Just proves that Amber is indeed a weird chick.

domesticelefant · 29 Jan 09 :: 17:14

Maybe she is, but that does not keep me away from being a fan of her. People often think I am weird, too. I don't care. Amber is one of the coolest people I ever met and it's not my business to judge her boyfriend. She can have any boyfriend she wants, unless it's Tom Cruise. Haha.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 29 Jan 09 :: 17:30

I LOVE that she's weird. Weird is wonderful in my book. But David Cross still creeps me out. He was OK as a stand-up comedian 15-20 years ago, but he was just so icky on Arrested Development. And I don't like the recurring skit he does on Jon Stewart's show either.

domesticelefant · 29 Jan 09 :: 21:21

Here's another find from the amtam.com forum:
Not only Amber is cool, her parents are also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nQ1TutFnN8

Amber performed two of her new poems and they'll probably be in her new book coming in September (so that guy didn't upload them, unfortunately). That would have been fun to be there, huh?

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