#76 04 Jan 08 :: 00:41

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Re: Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

magicalturkey wrote:

Yeah, I just realized that.  She said she likes big c***s (one of the few words I refuse to write)...

It's true!  Laura will only type that word if it follows the word "shotgun". :rofl: big_smile

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#77 04 Jan 08 :: 00:45

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Re: Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

It took me a minute to get that... is that sad?


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#78 04 Jan 08 :: 00:49

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Nah, it's kinda dated.  But I've been frozen in suspended animation for nearly a month.

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#79 04 Jan 08 :: 00:58

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Re: Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

LOL!  It went over my head too and I'm the one who started the damn one-handed shotgun-cock worship society!  lol


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#80 04 Jan 08 :: 01:10

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Technically, Joan started the one-handed shotgun-cock worship society....

.....

.......what did I just say?


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#81 04 Jan 08 :: 01:14

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You're right in every detail except for the one-hand part.

Think of the old Burger King slogan...

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#82 04 Jan 08 :: 01:17

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Home of the Whopper?


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#83 04 Jan 08 :: 01:28

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"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."

smile

Sorry.  That was bad.

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#84 04 Jan 08 :: 01:34

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Somehow, I just can't see Adam having a "whopper"


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#85 04 Jan 08 :: 01:48

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I think I made that sound like Adam had a mini yikes  Which, he doesn't.

He just can't have a big... hamburger because he needs to fit into Joan's.... bun.   This is a strange conversation.


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#86 04 Jan 08 :: 02:27

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Thank God we're in an adult thread!  I never thought of him as having a Whopper exactly.  More like a Big Mac.  wink

I mean he is all that and a side of fries, after all.

But Laura, we've talked about this before and without really thinking about it, you have alluded to Adam being quite... substantial in more than a few of your fics.  I don't think you necessarily meant to, but you did.  big_smile


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#87 04 Jan 08 :: 02:32

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I know I have... look at Adam's body type, tall and fairly skinny.   Why shouldn't little Adam be the same way?


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#88 04 Jan 08 :: 02:39

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Not necessarily.  And he's not exactly tall to most people.  There's often no relationship between body type and size.  But he does have big feet.  And long fingers.


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#89 04 Jan 08 :: 02:43

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I know there's no relationship, but that's just the way I always pictured it...


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#90 04 Jan 08 :: 03:01

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His feet?

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#91 04 Jan 08 :: 03:07

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Don't tell me you don't know the old wives' tale about big feet, Carol.  yikes


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#92 04 Jan 08 :: 03:14

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Yeah:  Big hands & big feet mean...

big gloves & big shoes.

Let's not kid ourselves.  It took TWO fig leaves to cover the subject, didn't it?

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#93 04 Jan 08 :: 03:33

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That's what I'm thinkin'.  Now, I'm not talking freakish.  Just... ample.


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#94 04 Jan 08 :: 03:35

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Exactly!  Nothing that would've been mentioned in Clarence Thomas' senate confirmation hearings, just a "nice, big banana"...

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#95 04 Jan 08 :: 03:51

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Thank you!  Nothing worthy of Werewolf porn either.


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#96 04 Jan 08 :: 04:00

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They make pr0n for mythical monsters?  That's really a niche market, isn't it?

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#97 04 Jan 08 :: 04:49

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I meant that wretched porn written by that guy who calls himself werewolf.


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#98 04 Jan 08 :: 04:52

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:clueless:

See?  I've already blocked it from my mind.  (fingers in my ears:  LALALALALA)  :dancing:

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#99 26 Feb 08 :: 07:53

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Re: Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

justme wrote:

"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."

smile

Sorry.  That was bad.

I am dying of laughter. that was hilarious!!!:rofl:

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#100 27 Feb 08 :: 01:06

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Donna wrote:
justme wrote:

"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."

smile

Sorry.  That was bad.

I am dying of laughter. that was hilarious!!!:rofl:

That just made my day!!!!  lol


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