Favorite A/J Smutfics... ADULTS ONLY!

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 00:41

magicalturkey wrote:

Yeah, I just realized that. She said she likes big c***s (one of the few words I refuse to write)...

It's true! Laura will only type that word if it follows the word "shotgun". :rofl:

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magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 00:45

It took me a minute to get that... is that sad?

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 00:49

Nah, it's kinda dated. But I've been frozen in suspended animation for nearly a month.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 00:58

LOL! It went over my head too and I'm the one who started the damn one-handed shotgun-cock worship society!

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:10

Technically, Joan started the one-handed shotgun-cock worship society....

.....

.......what did I just say?

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:14

You're right in every detail except for the one-hand part.

Think of the old Burger King slogan...

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:17

Home of the Whopper?

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:28

"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."

Sorry. That was bad.

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:34

Somehow, I just can't see Adam having a "whopper"

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 01:48

I think I made that sound like Adam had a mini Which, he doesn't.

He just can't have a big... hamburger because he needs to fit into Joan's.... bun. This is a strange conversation.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 02:27

Thank God we're in an adult thread! I never thought of him as having a Whopper exactly. More like a Big Mac.

I mean he is all that and a side of fries, after all.

But Laura, we've talked about this before and without really thinking about it, you have alluded to Adam being quite... substantial in more than a few of your fics. I don't think you necessarily meant to, but you did.

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 02:32

I know I have... look at Adam's body type, tall and fairly skinny. Why shouldn't little Adam be the same way?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 02:39

Not necessarily. And he's not exactly tall to most people. There's often no relationship between body type and size. But he does have big feet. And long fingers.

magicalturkey · 04 Jan 08 :: 02:43

I know there's no relationship, but that's just the way I always pictured it...

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:01

His feet?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:07

Don't tell me you don't know the old wives' tale about big feet, Carol.

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:14

Yeah: Big hands & big feet mean...

big gloves & big shoes.

Let's not kid ourselves. It took TWO fig leaves to cover the subject, didn't it?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:33

That's what I'm thinkin'. Now, I'm not talking freakish. Just... ample.

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:35

Exactly! Nothing that would've been mentioned in Clarence Thomas' senate confirmation hearings, just a "nice, big banana"...

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 03:51

Thank you! Nothing worthy of Werewolf porn either.

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 04:00

They make pr0n for mythical monsters? That's really a niche market, isn't it?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 04 Jan 08 :: 04:49

I meant that wretched porn written by that guy who calls himself werewolf.

justme · 04 Jan 08 :: 04:52

:clueless:

See? I've already blocked it from my mind. (fingers in my ears: LALALALALA) :dancing:

Donna · 26 Feb 08 :: 07:53

justme wrote:

"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."
Sorry. That was bad.

I am dying of laughter. that was hilarious!!!:rofl:

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 27 Feb 08 :: 01:06

Donna wrote:

justme wrote:
"It takes two hands to handle a whopper..."
Sorry. That was bad.
I am dying of laughter. that was hilarious!!!:rofl:

That just made my day!!!!

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