100 things we've learned from JoA

magicalturkey · 27 Feb 09 :: 19:29

There's threads like this all over IMDb for various TV shows/movies. I was gonna post it there... but idiots run rapid on that site. And this game keeps getting screwed up there too.

Basically it's just a game where we make a list of 100 things we've "learned" by watching JoA.

1. Anti-climatic means you're against the weather.
2. Girls at Joan's age are just stupid
3. Helen likes normal
4. Will really likes normal
5. Joan's pretty much their only chance at normal
6. Adam calls everybody dude
7. God told you that crush thing wouldn't work out
8. No one asks "why?" when you start your next random obsession
9. It's just easier that way
10. No one will notice when you leave your friends to go talk to some random person no one else knows
11. And when they do, a simple "oh, just some guy" will suffice as an explaination
12. Joan's dying to be an elegant moron
13. God is snippy

justme · 28 Feb 09 :: 00:38

14. Sometimes, when Joan is alone, she listens to that horrible "Titanic" song and cries.

15. If you mix acid with your substance and it reacts, that means it's baking soda. Funny how something corrosive can show you what something's made of.

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colorthestars · 28 Feb 09 :: 06:24

16. You get to say whatever you want when you're universally despised.
17. Adam has an eidetic memory.
18. Luke actually did put his name on that pop tart. In red permanent marker.
19. Almost everybody has some light somewhere.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 28 Feb 09 :: 09:07

20. Adam hates November.
21. Friedman likes Judith.
22. Luke likes Grace.

Editsound · 04 Apr 09 :: 05:38

23. Everyone has a special talent
24. There is someone for everyone
25. Even if you find that special one, you may still screw it up.
26. When a TV show is trying to stay on the air, they will try anything (including guest stars like Hilery Duff, and adding the devil to the show)

justme · 04 Apr 09 :: 18:34

27. This should probably go without saying, but... we have so much, sometimes more than we need, that it's wrong to divert funds meant to help the homeless. (Bad Joan, BAD :doh: )

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justme · 08 May 09 :: 20:01

28. God shoplifts. But it's okay because technically everything belongs to Him anyway.

chipmunk · 18 May 09 :: 15:24

29. Romantic love is like a mental illness. It puts all logic to sleep. (Very true and been stuck in my head for the past week)

magicalturkey · 18 Jun 09 :: 18:13

Gotta credit our new buddy on IMDb for this...

30. HIGH SCHOOL IS SUCH A SERIOUS THING. THESE PROBLEMS MATTER

TeeJay · 18 Jun 09 :: 18:25

31. Adam has secret fantasies about Ms. Lischak as a dominatrix
32. All liquid chemicals are colored in really bright colors. (Not!)
33. Grace's favorite place to secretly make out is a room with pickled animal cadavers in jars on display
34. Mrs. Girardi thinks Adam is a pimply, pubescent horndog who's trying to get in her daughter's pants

-TeeJay

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