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domesticelefant

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From: Pforzheim, Germany (BW)

Registered: 23 Jul 06

Posts: 8,829

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What children learn in school nowadays ...

Here's a "poem" my neighbor's granddaughter learned at school recently. I'm helping her with her English homework sometimes and today she showed me this:

Homework, oh Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink.
If only a bomb would explode you to bits.
Oh Homework, oh Homework
You're giving me fits.

Homework, oh Homework!
You're last on my list,
I simply can't see why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink
Homework, oh Homework,
I hate you, you stink.

Hey, when I was at school, we didn't learn such things! LOL

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TeeJay

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From: Germany

Registered: 23 Jul 06

Posts: 10,412

Re: What children learn in school nowadays ...

No, that poem's pretty funny. Didn't learn anything like that either. Pretty cool.

-TeeJay

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irina

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From: romania

Registered: 03 Oct 06

Posts: 292

Re: What children learn in school nowadays ...

i am very busy lately, and did not post a thing ( sorry ), but this poem is just too funny, it deserves a post!!!