Bend Over FANBOYS... MAJOR SPOILERS!!! ADULT LANGUAGE!!! STAY OUT!!!

Chnyst · 25 Feb 08 :: 00:39

Yea, I noticed that thread was missing from IMDB.
That's alright, his email is all over the internet now. Can't chase 'em all down now can we Brill?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 00:58

I put it back. It's now called "What a coward". And it's updated.

Chnyst · 25 Feb 08 :: 01:07

:lol:

Chnyst · 25 Feb 08 :: 02:05

Check out this Fanboys comic!! :applause:

http://www.flyingmonkeycomics.co.uk/index.php?cid=118

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 25 Feb 08 :: 02:09

I only want the REAL version of Fanboys!!!!!

Chnyst · 25 Feb 08 :: 02:12

oh what the heck, here it is:

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 02:54

LOL! THAT. IS. PERFECT!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 25 Feb 08 :: 03:04

Sheer genius!!! = ]

Susanna · 25 Feb 08 :: 04:15

Man this Brill guy really pisses me off. He has some freakin nerve to insult another director when his credentials basically solely consist of Adam Sandler movies. His new masterpiece is starring Owen Wilson, so I'm sure that's going to be a hour and a half of quality laughs all round.

we need an asshat smilie.

magicalturkey · 25 Feb 08 :: 04:30

we need an asshat smilie.

Not exactly a smiley, but gets the point across.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 04:43

It's the ass in the hat. LOL!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 25 Feb 08 :: 04:51

Perfect picture to describe that guy!!

Susanna · 25 Feb 08 :: 05:17

I was thinking more along the lines of

but the ass in the hat serves the purpose very well too.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 05:55

Wow, thanks Susanna! TeeJay, can you add that to our collection?

TeeJay · 25 Feb 08 :: 11:26

Sure can, later tonight when I get home.

Love the comic! It's priceless! Though they should change the runny nose to dehydration.

Here's more on Mr. Asshat: Way to go, Brillo. Calling people "dumb cunt" and "fucker" for no reason really improves your credibility. (I thought it was supposed to be an insult for a female... And last time I checked, Christopher isn't a female name.)

Fan's email to Brill:
Dear Mr. Brill,
I had contacted my theatres booking agent when I first hears about "Fanboys. " I thought it would be an uplifting and funny change of pace for our theatres.
Now, I realize that it will be the same cut and dried mainstream junk that has been habitually littering our auditoriums.
I am going to contact my booker and suggest that as a company, we do not pick up this film for presentation. You have ruined a wonderful concept.
Sincerely,
Chris

Brill's response:
From: frankhuddy@aol.com
No. Please god. No Chris... please no. Don't wield your power against us. I was just trying to help. Please Christopher don't hold it against the movie. We'll do anything to gain your trust. You seem so important and so knowledgeable, obviously you have formed a real considered opinion and the fact that you will not book us into your theatre is so unfair. I implore you sir please reconsider. Direct your wrath at me, but don't take it out on the movie..... What can we do to appease you Chris? You dumb cunt. E mail me again and I will hunt you down fucker... try me.

And also:

Fan's email to Brill:
Sent: Feb 23, 2008 5:25 PM
Subject: You suck for re-cutting 'fanboys'
You suck for re-cutting 'fanboys'
You really do.

Brill's response:
From: frankhuddy@aol.com
Subject: Re: You suck for re-cutting 'fanboys'
U suck for e mailing me your bullshit whining. U r gonna like fanboys better because of me and then u can kiss my ass

source: http://stopdarthweinstein.chris-marquet … -o-pad.htm

I really gotta write to him myself, see what he'll call me. I can't wait!

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 16:33

I'll post them on IMDb for all the world to see. He's losing it, isn't he? Whiny bastard. Just goes to show you exactly the kind of movie we're gonna get.

Chnyst · 25 Feb 08 :: 17:35

He definitely is losing it.

I will hunt you down f*cker... try me.

Puh-leeze!! The only fight this guy's ever been in was trying to cut a steak with a dull knife.

Last edited by Chnyst (25 Feb 08 :: 17:38)

TeeJay · 25 Feb 08 :: 18:47

E mail me again and I will hunt you down fucker... try me.

Yeah, Sean, he's really doing an incredible job, sounding like a decent person who had only the best in mind for this movie, isn't he? So even if he hunts this guy down, then what? He's gonna have him arrested for writing an e-mail that contained swear words??? Can you see me bending over with laughter?

I think his cerebral cortex is filled with Brillo pads.

-TeeJay

Donna · 25 Feb 08 :: 18:54

Okay this is getting ridiculous. I am starting to think that this isn't really him. I mean come on, I am assuming this guy is a professional, and I do use that word lightly, but if this shit was real it could seriously hurt his career. If can't maintain his professionalism on an internet site and through email, who the hell would ever hire him in the industry. It just seems way too juvenile to me. Yes, I know he's a juvenile guy, I saw Little Nicky.... but this is just just a little too stupid.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 19:18

That thought crossed my mind too. But if it's not him, why would he have the IMDb post I put up deleted? If it wasn't him, he wouldn't care. And he knows too much for it not to be him. I think he's just an idiot.

TeeJay · 25 Feb 08 :: 21:46

Someone on the Kristen Bell FanForum MB said this:

Anyway, I do think that KB knows something is up. In one of the [Wondercon] interviews she got mighty nervous when someone mentioned the old version of Fanboys. She can't say that the new version is bad if she wants to be kept in the Apatow crowd, so I'm reluctant to believe her when she says the new version is better. And she was careful to act like the reshoots just filled gaps and not re-vamped the whole storyline, I found that weird.

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 21:56

Yeah, gee, sounds just like someone we know...

TeeJay · 25 Feb 08 :: 22:00

Actually I posted that on FanForum, that both Kyle and Chris answered very coyly in the Movie Geeks interview. Someone else was saying he wanted to go back and listen to that interview, see if Kyle and Chris said anything. And we know they didn't.

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 08 :: 22:13

And Chris told Tisha the changes didn't affect his role. Nope, only the whole damn thing.

TeeJay · 25 Feb 08 :: 23:11

SF-Radio just ran my story.

http://www.sf-radio.net/webbeat/starwar … 121,00.php

-TeeJay

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