All you IMDb jerks out there

TeeJay · 02 Jan 09 :: 10:21

Well, it's not Shia's fault that people keep getting compared to him, is it? I think he's a fine actor, but that's all I know about him. I'm not even remotely interested in him as a person. I wouldn't say he's cute. Nor would I say he's ugly. I think he's attractive in his own way, but so are a lot of other people. I just don't understand this need of people to compare celebrities to other celebrities.

-TeeJay

domesticelefant · 02 Jan 09 :: 11:43

Yeah, same here. I'm completely okay with other people being his fans, just don't count me in here.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 02 Jan 09 :: 21:24

No, it's fault he's an obnoxious, ungrateful little jerk. It's Hollywood's fault for rewarding his bad behavior by inexplicably shoe-horning him into everything. It's his fans' fault for shoving the creep down my throat so badly that I gag every time I see him. And if you didn't want to hear what you knew would be more grousing from me about the idiot nard, well, you shouldn't have brought him up in the IMDb Jerks thread, which let's face is is a venting thread. So here I am --- venting.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 26 Jan 09 :: 22:53

Great, that assbag creditdauphine is back on the Fanboys board. I'm calling for back-up because I know he's gonna start saying I'm a liar again.

TeeJay · 26 Jan 09 :: 23:04

He just posted he got the info from the latest Weinstein Company nation-wide publicist conference call that Fanboys is gonna expand to Boston, DC, Atlanta, Minneapolis and Denver on 2/20. If that's true, yay for Deb and Mel! Not sure if that info's legit, though.

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 26 Jan 09 :: 23:16

I'll believe it when Kyle confirms it, so let's ask him. I'll email him right now.

TeeJay · 26 Jan 09 :: 23:32

Maybe he'll call you Tina. (Sorry, in-joke.)

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 26 Jan 09 :: 23:34

That would be funny.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 02:30

Kyle says creditdauphine is lying through his teeth. He checked and no such conference call has taken place. So just like with the direct to DVD bullshit last year, once again, this creep horns in, floats bad info and if we try to correct it, he'll just start yelling and calling us names. Someone else will have to take him on this time. I'm sick of being the whipping girl.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 27 Jan 09 :: 04:06

I posted against that dauphine troll. They should have their posts deleted.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 04:17

Mel, I'd rather we not say that on IMDb. He's just gonna start some shit with me and I'd rather now deal. How 'bout if you just say you know for a fact that those cities are not confirmed yet and leave me out of it. Don't delete your post, just edit it. I'd appreciate that if you wouldn't mind.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 27 Jan 09 :: 04:20

I just changed my post. Sorry about that.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 04:24

No worries at all. I'm pissed at that jerk too. I just promised Kyle we'd all try to be more upbeat, you know? To help the movie.

Simon · 27 Jan 09 :: 19:53

IMDb users are a weird bunch. Theres a guy on there who thinks that if an actor does not do a nude scene, then he is not considered a true actor. I guess that means Emile is the only true actor out the tripod.

TeeJay · 27 Jan 09 :: 19:59

Oh yeah, and Chris totally sucks as an actor. We need to tell him to quickly find a project where he can do a nude scene, so he's out there with all the rest of the true actors!

-TeeJay

Simon · 27 Jan 09 :: 20:08

I know. I even told them there are loads of legendary actors who have never appeared on screen naked, but apparently they arn't true actors. I even asked who his favourite actor, in which they replied;

I guess the guy with the big butt and the tattoos

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 20:32

Did he mean if they turned down a part because of nudity? Because you can't just force your naked self on any movie, you know?

Simon · 27 Jan 09 :: 20:55

He said you simply don't get the part if you don't do the nudity.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 21:12

Well, maybe some men are just embarrassed by how they look nekkid. If this is the litmus test, then butt-ugly Harvey Keitel must be the most phenomenal REAL actor on the planet. He just loves to show his bits & pieces on film. And really, NOBODY wants to see that! :puke:

Simon · 27 Jan 09 :: 21:33

It all started on the message board for 'skins' which is a teen tv show here in the uk where every young cast member, and i mean EVERY young cast member gets naked. Must be a British thing. Perhaps they are ashamed of where they come from.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 27 Jan 09 :: 21:54

Wait, nekkid teenagers? Isn't that illegal?

Simon · 27 Jan 09 :: 23:51

Not in the UK if you're over 16. That is if it's portrayed in a sexual way. Non-sexual, can be any age. We're not that strict about it over here.

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 00:13

Scandalous!

Simon · 28 Jan 09 :: 02:07

Us Brits are just very comfortable about our bodies.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 02:25

I wish Americans were. Particularly the male body. We gals never, ever get to the lads nekkid over here. Unless it's hardcore porn, and who can watch that garbage?

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