All you IMDb jerks out there

Simon · 28 Jan 09 :: 02:35

I notice that all the time in American films. All this female nudity in films, yet it seems unheard of for male nudity in films. Then along came Judd Apatow.

Maybe it's the reactions it causes. I don't know about Americans, but most British people don't care if they see the same sex naked in a film, unless they are just really homophobic.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 03:39

In America, you can only look at penii in indie movies, or comedies, or if they're attached to Harvey Keitel. It's like an unwritten law of film or or something. I guess it's only OK if they're arty or funny --- or completely unappealing.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 28 Jan 09 :: 04:08

That IMDB jerk dauphine wrote a long, angry post against me. What a loser!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Jan 09 :: 04:47

He definitely is. If you feel that it's abusive, report him. I don't read his crap. And hey, I didn't mean you can't fight back on your own behalf. :fedup:

TheCentralScrutinizer · 06 Feb 09 :: 23:26

Great, hersheysquirts back. :angry: Why can't that bitch step off? Anyone feel like wiping the floor with some troll today?

magicalturkey · 07 Feb 09 :: 00:19

I really wanna say he's a zombie-vampire and that Stephenie Meyer and Travis Adkins have teamed up to write a book about him.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Feb 09 :: 00:22

What the hell do you think that person meant anyway? That's gotta be the weirdest question I've ever seen.

magicalturkey · 07 Feb 09 :: 02:35

Maybe in Fanboys? I dunno.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Feb 09 :: 03:06

Maybe. If that's what they meant, that's what they should've said. It was confusing and I confess a bit upsetting, because I had this dream once, which I never talk about because it creeps me out too badly. I just don't like being reminded of it. Ever. I wish I could make it go away.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 07 Feb 09 :: 22:55

I made 2 posts against hershey. She's soo annoying.

magicalturkey · 07 Feb 09 :: 23:21

You tell her, Mel!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 08 Feb 09 :: 10:41

Thanks! She probably won't listen but at least I told her the truth whether she believes it or not.

domesticelefant · 08 Feb 09 :: 11:18

You know, I was tempted to post a "Welcome back to kindergarten" posting because her posts (and that Vigh person's posts too) are so ridiculous. But then I decided to just have a good laugh about them and then continue to ignore them.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 09 Feb 09 :: 06:46

Wow that Vigh IMDB user said Chris Marquette and Amber Tamblyn are no name actors! Vigh needs to learn to accept the fact that their a nobody.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 09 Feb 09 :: 07:03

Yeah, the admins won't even let me report hershey's little buddy anymore, I guess some of the rest of you reported her last night or earlier today? That wasn't me, so thanks. It seems like anyone who gets personally insulting for no reason is usually a 14-year-old brat girl or a 15-year-old punk-ass boy. That's almost always the way it works out. It's so funny that she's surprised people are getting her insults deleted. I think it's time to just go the "report and ignore" route rather than arguing with little gnats like that.

Sucks that she had to invade the thread asking whoever has been updating Chris's IMDb gallery to please post a profile pic. It really bugs me that he doesn't have one. And now the little trolls have to take over that thread. :angry:

domesticelefant · 09 Feb 09 :: 14:54

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan wrote:

Wow that Vigh IMDB user said Chris Marquette and Amber Tamblyn are no name actors! Vigh needs to learn to accept the fact that their a nobody.

You know, I don't care what other people think. I know that Amber and Chris are amazing people, that's what counts for me. And yeah, I agree with Deb, we should just ignore them.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 10 Feb 09 :: 06:46

Your right, Anne. I just get really annoyed though when someone says something about any celeb I like. Chris is my favorite actor ever and Amber is my favorite actress ever.

ChrisKanakis · 10 Jun 09 :: 16:09

hey everyone... I just found that old script again laying around and am interested in selling it to "best offer". It's titled "Yellow 10.10.06 scene #12". It's in good condition other than being folded. and is the orgional copy that the actor left on the ground. Pages 10-15. If anyone is interested. Email me asap with best offer to chriskanakis@gmail.com

thanks!

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Jun 09 :: 16:12

What old script?

ChrisKanakis · 10 Jun 09 :: 16:34

you all were talking about it back on page 3 of this thread. It's from "revenge of the nerds" 2006. that ended up getting canned. But Chris was in the movie if anyone remembers. I dont remeber his charecter name in the film but if anyone does I'll look in the script to see who was i n this scene. But one of the orgional actors left it on the ground after filming and I picked it up!!!!

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 10 Jun 09 :: 16:50

Ahhh, OK, now I remember. It's been so long I just totally forgot about it.

ChrisKanakis · 10 Jun 09 :: 16:59

Ryan Pinkston was the actor that left it on the ground.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 12 Jul 09 :: 20:48

This post on the Charlie Banks board didn't piss me off, it filled me with the urge to snark my ass off...

Just how much did Fred actually do.

by Jon_Death 9 hours ago (Sun Jul 12 2009 01:48:58)
It's gotta be said.
Did he actually direct the actors in their line delivery and physical performance. Did he scout film locations. Did he request specific camera angles. Did he partake in the casting. Did he modify the script. Did he partake in the editing and so on.
Or did he just sorta say action, cut, try it again and let seasoned veterans deal with those crucial tasks?
It's a pretty good film, I really enjoyed it. I'm not exactly impressed by his music career or the entire band's for that matter so I have to wonder these things.
...sure I could be polite and courteous but where's the fun in that??

So I did...

Oh Damn, You Figured Him Out!!!
by you
Yeah, you're right it's all totally fake! Fred didn't do anything. In fact, he sat around jerkin' it and demanding lap dances while the actors tried to do their work. They all hated him. They're just putting on when they tell people how great he was in all the interviews surrounding the film's release. And when all the actors turned out for every single film festival to support the movie, they were just faking it.
Most annoying of all, Disney already hired Durst to FAKE-DIRECT his second film for them, The Longshots. They even put Ice Cube in that movie just so he could kick Fred's poser ass if he got to slackin' on that set. He didn't really direct that movie either. And Ice Cube now wants to kill his entire family. It's a Durst/Cube feud that will probably end in double murder, like Tupac and Biggie.
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Palin/Nugent 2012! Smell that? Mmmmm... sarcasm.

Editsound · 12 Jul 09 :: 21:49

don't let it bother you. the guy has read a book or seen a tv show about what a director does. And now he wants to talk on message boards and show off this "knowledge". But as someone who has worked with real directors, and actually knows what they do, this guy who posted is a moron.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 12 Jul 09 :: 21:55

I know he's a moron. That's why I had to mess with him. Of all the people saying nasty shit about Fred, this one was just the silliest. So it deserved a silly answer.

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