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TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Jul 09 :: 23:50

The only thing that doesn't really match up is her eyebrows. I'm still not quite convinced.

Editsound · 16 Jul 09 :: 23:53

true...but they could have plucked them. Sounds terrible, but they do terrible things to kids in hollywood.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jul 09 :: 01:05

Yeah, it could be her, but it's kinda hard to tell for sure. Maybe we can find out somehow.

Editsound · 17 Jul 09 :: 01:48

Staples has a facebook page, and they are talking about the commercial. Maybe if someone on facebook could try asking them. http://www.facebook.com/staples#/staple … l&viewas=0

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jul 09 :: 02:48

I can't figure out how to post there, unless you have to be a friend of Staples to do it.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jul 09 :: 02:52

Never mind, you only have to Fan them. Posted. Let's see if we get an answer.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jul 09 :: 03:28

BTW, Staples says the commercial is 15 years old, so Chris was about 9 or 10. That makes more sense.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jul 09 :: 06:34

I also emailed Chris's mom to ask if she remembers if it was Mae.

justme · 17 Jul 09 :: 17:30

TheCentralScrutinizer wrote:

Oh, and I also recognized the dad. He played Captain America once, Matt Salinger...

And his dad was Holden Caulfield.

TeeJay · 18 Jul 09 :: 22:37

Uhm..... Huh? http://musicblog.ugo.com/music/vmas-08- … ideo-irony

-TeeJay

Warbee · 19 Jul 09 :: 05:38

Yeah thats just silly....Its Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Some people are so silly

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 19 Jul 09 :: 07:57

Chris Plasse doesn't look even a little like Chris Marquette.

magicalturkey · 19 Jul 09 :: 17:22

Well, at least now some people will be like "wait.. so who's Chris Marquette?"

domesticelefant · 20 Jul 09 :: 17:20

Bad research?

TheCentralScrutinizer · 03 Aug 09 :: 04:18

Residuals!!! I just saw the Staples commercial on TV during the debut of the new series, Defying Gravity. Cha-ching! I doubt Chris would get any residuals for having it resurrected on the Internet, but having it run on TV means a payday.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 03 Aug 09 :: 08:06

That's awesome! I love that commercial!

Simon · 23 Aug 09 :: 00:12

Ever wanted to see Chris as a Chippendale? Today is your lucky day;

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/ZcTzI7ylqCg2Xfsq

shoothoops22 · 31 Aug 09 :: 22:56

I've never noticed that Chris was in the Staples back to school commericial. He looks really young then.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 31 Aug 09 :: 23:02

Hee. Yep, he was. He was about 10 or 11, according to his mom. She also said it was terribly hot the day they shot it so the misery on the kids' faces was REAL. Poor little things.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 02 Sep 09 :: 04:17

Didn't Simon pick the perfect shots? I love it!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 02 Sep 09 :: 04:23

HAHA. Yeah, and that one where he's got like a shit-eating grin. I could watch it a hundred times.

TeeJay · 05 Oct 09 :: 00:01

LOL! Someone tried to be real creative on wikipedia and made these changes to Chris's profile:

Marquette was born '''Christopher George Rodríguez''' in [[Stuart, Florida]], the son of Patricia Helen "Tisha" ([[married and maiden names|née]] Market) and Jorge Luis "George" Rodriguez, a [[Porn]] [[producer]].<ref>[http://www.filmreference.com/film/60/Chris-Marquette.html Chris Marquette Biography (1984-)]</ref> Marquette has twelve younger brothers, actors [[Edward Norton]] and [[Antonio Banderas]] etc. He supports many foundations such as [[NAMBLA]] (to molest many children), Pediatric AIDS, and the Children for AIDS fund.

In 2004, he starred alongside actors [[Emile Hirsch]] and [[Elisha Cuthbert]] in the coming-of-age teen comedy ''[[The Girl Next Door (2004 film)|The Girl Next Door]]''. The same year, he became a series regular on the [[Nickelodeon]] show''[[Are You Afraid of the Dark?]]' ' opposite [[Amber Tamblyn]] and [[Jason Ritter]] (with whom Marquette co-starred with in the [[2003 in film|2003]] comedy ''[[Dude Wheres my Car?]]'') before ''Joan of Arcadia'''s cancellation in early 2005.

Someone already reverted those edits, thank God!

-TeeJay

TheCentralScrutinizer · 05 Oct 09 :: 00:32

That's just bizarre.

Warbee · 05 Oct 09 :: 01:13

Hahahahaha

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 05 Oct 09 :: 04:46

Strange. Why are people so weird sometimes?

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