The Girl Next Door (ADULT LANGUAGE!!!)

TheCentralScrutinizer · 28 Aug 09 :: 22:18

I'll have to check it out when I get home tonighht since it's NSFW.

TeeJay · 28 Aug 09 :: 22:35

That's really funny, Leesey. Next time, please pick a scene with Chris in it!

-TeeJay

LeeseyGaGa · 29 Aug 09 :: 00:32

Oh, we defintely will! We're planning on doing the "I Get Freaky" scene next with Eli & Klitz. So, that should be good. And she reeeeeally wants to do an Alpha Dog scene, so we gotta decide on which one. And I wanna do a scene from 'Just Friends'. Both of them will definitely be Chris scenes, though! Promise!

TeeJay · 29 Aug 09 :: 00:49

My favorite Just Friends scene is the massage scene. Mike Brander's failed "Rrrrrrrr" always makes me laugh. As to Alpha Dog, the tube snake boogie is a classic.

-TeeJay

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 29 Aug 09 :: 11:24

Great job on the video, Leesey. You and your friend are hysterical.

LeeseyGaGa · 29 Aug 09 :: 22:49

THANKS everyone!

The massage scene is my favorite, too! Everything he says in that scene is hilarious! Thanks for the suggestions! I'll definitely talk to SaraH about those scenes! :dancing:

Simon · 05 Sep 09 :: 00:58

For anyone interested Blu-ray.com has posted their review of The Girl Next Door. They gave the film a 3 out of 5.

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/movies.ph … how=review

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TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 06 Sep 09 :: 13:45

DEB: OK, girls, last night Carol & I broke down and went about investigating the whole "something huge swinging behind the silk" claim someone made on IMDb. It's true. As in VERY true. mad Embarrassed big_smile
INFO: Did anyone else notice?
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That in the end scene in The Girl next door, when he was running around his room in silk boxers, he has a...ummm...HUGE thing swinging behind the silk LOL.
DEB: LOL! We're so bad! We embarrass me. lol
JUSTME: Ba-ba-ba-ba BAD, bad to the...
:embarrassed: never mind
DEB: Man, I cannot believe we don't have a screencap of the silk. Can anybody make one...? Pleeeeeeeease?

That was the BIGGEST MOST IMPORTANT THING I NOTICED THE VERY FIRST TIME I EVER WATCHED THAT MOVIE FOR HIS SEXY LIL A**!! XD!! HAHA!!!
How could yall have MISSED THAT???? I pause it and DROOLED FOR HOURS.
I made a CRAP LOAD of stills for that one scene... yes... yes I am bad right along with you all... VERY BAD.
I LOVE ELI!!! LOL

If anyone wants me to send them or somehow put them up here please let me know... IVE GOT SOME GREAT SHOTS!!!!
*evil wicked grin with a cute little giggle*

~Mrs.Brooks - a naughty naughty girl~

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TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 06 Sep 09 :: 14:00

This is just a lil checklist of thoughts I was having about him after watching the movie. It's basically a list of all the things I noticed about his character inside and out... (sorry... I just HAD to do this) XD!!! :embarrassed:

ELI LOVES:

1. Doritos chips
2. Porn & hot female pornstars
3. The band "The Used" (A VERY F-ING AWESOME BAND!!)
4. Directing & Filmmaking
5. Hot chicks & talking about sex
6. French Fries
7. His black baseball cap (Vivid Video)
8. Cussing
9. Video games
10. His camcorder & tripod

ELI HATES:

1. His minions not listening to him
2. When his friends act like pussies
3. Being attacked in fencing class unaware
4. His friends complaining about his porn addiction
5. Poorly made sex education films
6. Being told what to do & manhandled
7. Tripping over things & falling from heights
8. Going to the beach (it's for fags)
9. Needing to f**k something constantly
10. Long boring speeches & pep rallies

ELI FEARS:

1. Being intimidated when he has the chance to actually touch a girl
& the arousal they may cause him
2. Getting into trouble with his friends on crazy adventures
3. His true sweet nature, good heart, & feelings being revealed
4. Getting chased by huge muscular men such as Mule
5. Never getting his calling card & becoming a professional director
6. The truth about his inexperience with sex & women being exposed
7. Losing his virginity (he always seems to shy away from contact with girls)
8. Kelly & the way he intimidated him that day in the school parking lot
9. The production of the Adult Education film being compromised at prom
10. The Adult Education tape they made being stolen & someone getting their
hands on it exposing them for what they've done

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT ELI:

1. His smile & laugh
2. His sexy hair (especially with his hat on)
3. His hilarious comments & antics
4. How dreamy he looks in a tux, vest, & tie (drools)
5. The way he zones out on porn & video games
6. The cute & funny faces he makes
7. His sexy voice (especially when he yells or talks real softly)
8. His gorgeous eyes & lips
9. His ungraceful nature & clumsiness
10. How he cusses

WHAT I HATE ABOUT ELI:

1. NOTHING!!!!! XD!!!! LOLZZZ

~Mrs.Brooks~

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 06 Sep 09 :: 14:17

DEB: Rubber!Face!Chris is just so incredibly endearing. What I love about Eli is that he's all talk. He had a porn star as a prom date, but he still didn't get laid. And he totally could've.

Actually... Ive watched this film at least a million times over the course of five years (and counting ) and I couldn't help but notice two very crucial scenes that possibly point to this being maaaaybe untrue Deb
Bear with me for a second.

EXHIBIT A: The scene after prom is over and they are all partying in the limo with the champaigne

If you watch it intently you will notice Klitz kiss the blonde porn star intimately... and Eli flirting with Farari, the Asian porn star, putting his arms around her and being real close to her (pouts in jealousy lol JK) as well as her flirting back with him by taking his hat and wearing it.

This leads me to believe there was a somewhat connection between Klitz and his prom date and Eli and his.
If you watch Matthew closely as well you notice he is watching them and smiling being very happy for them both (possibly knowing they are growing up and will be getting lucky tonight becoming "men" from "boys") Shortly after you see both of them getting out of the limo with the porn stars as if they were going to spend more of the night with them and possibly take them to Eli's house to stay the night (pure speculation of course since it almost seems his parents are NEVER home and we NEVER see them in the film)

One can only form their own opinion on this scene most of all, but if they had in fact been drinking champaigne in the limo and getting buzzed and merry, it is very possible that they did get it on with the ladies or have some kind of "fun" night with them. These girls had a blast with them. They liked them clearly. And they are porn stars so sex to them is natural and not taboo.
It would only be fair that they would hit on Eli and Klitz or have some kind of "fun" with them even if it didn't go "all the way." not legally anyway since they are teens lol.

EXHIBIT B PART 1: Eli's hair and morning state when he wakes up as soon as we see him.

The infamous "there's something HUGE swinging from behind the silk" and "it casts a shadow" scene XD
I am being honest here... I have seen that scene so many times and have so many screen shots I can see it's not AS BIG as everyone is making it out to be.
Anyone who knows how male genitalia works knows that its smaller and more lifeless when a male is not aroused. And its only "huge" or "swinging" when they are aroused.
In these screen shots he is clearly not aroused or in that state.

When Eli comes into the scene calling Matthew to report the missing tape, his hair is AWFULLY MESSED UP and wild and crazy, (take this as you will) and in my speculation seeing as how he must have slept in nothing but boxers and his hair is all riled up, he MAY have gotten freaky with farari after all.

He literally looks like he JUST WOKE UP because of the state of his hair. This leads us to believe and speculate that we are seeing him on screen from the moment he woke up and has not even had time to brush his teeth, shower, get dressed, fix his hair, or even use the bathroom. If so... that means he has also not had any real time for his (morning occurance) to stop or gradually fade away or to "take care of it" as most young males will do. Which leads into my next exibit point....

EXIBIT B PART 2: The silk boxers morning after scene as evidence used in context of the film and not Chris or his body in REAL LIFE.

We all know what happens to men, especially teen males, as soon as they wake up. How can I put this in a PG way.... "their little friend pops up to say hello" X3
As soon as Eli woke up he most likely woke up and went to look for the tape getting it ready for what he had to do with it today, and to get dressed to see Matthew and Klitz, but in noticing the tape was gone as soon as he woke up, he called up Matthew to tell him, in boxers and all.

We notice when he is frantically moving about the room in his underwear, he has NO "friend popping up to say hello". It's just not there. That could mean he was "sated" last night.
I have had boyfriends and currently have one now of four years... and I know how this works.
If my partner and I have made love the night before, he will not get one in the morning. It works every time. But if not... he will have a case of you-know-what.
And that is putting it as midly and non perverted as I can muster. Sorry! XD

Now, we could argue that because this film has to remain somewhat PG in it's adult theme for a broader audience, and that Chris simply was in NORMAL mode while filming and acting out his part, that would be the reason why he did not have one.

But I am defining this film moment as exactly that... IN THE FILM with his character alone. Wiithout outside influences or occurances outside of the film's universe and reality, and treating it as if the morning his character woke up was an actual MORNING for him in the film and not just a staged moment.

It's really up to the viewers opinions and beliefs... but I believe I have more than enough good points to support this theory using the film and the character's actions alone as proof.
(looks at her ridiculously long post on this subject and stares in disbelief) wow... I am REALLY OBSESSED with this.
Either that or I just pay REAL CLOSE about attention to detail in the films I watch. I literally get so IMMERSED in them like I am really there when watching. XD

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 06 Sep 09 :: 20:23

Thing 1. I never looked at Eli's swinging silk until I'd already been drooling over naked torso Keith (Alpha Dog) and naked torso Linus (and his various pocket anomalies). Why? Because I'm OLD. And Eli's just a kid. Chris was only 18 when he shot and while 18 is "legal", I still would've felt like a creepy old perv, olgling a boy in his underwear. But after that person on IMDb pointed it out and I noticed that is CAST A SHADOW, all bets were off. I've given up trying not to be pervy about him.

Thing 2. I like your breakdown. It's funny and accurate.

Thing 3. It just never seemed to me like he got lucky. Why wouldn't the film make it perfectly plain if he he did since that was his character's GOAL? Also, it's funnier if he didn't get laid. But it's not a point that I'm passionate enough to argue about. I guess it's fine for people to draw their own conclusions.

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:08

Was he 18? Cuz the movie was filmed in 2003/2004ish?
And if I do the math (which I COMEPLETELY SUCK AT by the way LMAO!) If he's going to be 25 coming up soon, then going back four or five years from this year (2009) then he was at least... 20? Or.... 19?

But anyways lol yeah he was young... I see your point.

Thank you! LOL it's so ironic that I have ALWAYS loved the band The Used... and then watching this movie for the first time I see his sticker on his TV in the background with that band's name and I just SQUEALED SO LOUD!

Yes it is all a matter of opinion after all. And I think the only reason why they wouldn't have shown it in the film is because the main focus of the movie was supposed to be all about Danielle and Matthew and not his comedic sidekicks, Eli and Klitz.
So I can see why they would want to focus more on Matt's relationship and getting the girl... rather than his two best friends and their goals or success in that area.

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:18

In one of the behind the scenes interview bits, I thought either he or Emile said that they were 18. But then, I never really went back to check and see if he and Emile are the same age. Like you said, the point is, he was very young and such a tiny, skinny little thing.

All they had to do to confirm that Eli got laid was show whatsherface still in his bed or something. I'm sure we could find out the answer to this for certain, but maybe you'd rather it remain a mystery...

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:36

Oh yes... the suspense and mystery and my own imagination makes it so much more interesting.
But if you wanna research it and bring the answer to light go for it!

As for him being tiny and skinny. I COULD say something that might make you blush a lot about that but I'll behave *makes a halo symbol over her head*
But if you really look at his body frame and study it (as I have over and over and over and ov... lol) He's got some HUGE and powerful arm muscles.
I can see now why they put him in "American GUN" *laughs at her stupid pun*
And his abs and chest are just AMAZING. Ooooh the fantasies I have had about being with THAT on a prom night! lol

And yes good point... they could have shown her in his bed even covered up to keep it PG.
But I think that with all his screaming into the phone would have woken her up and scared the be-Jesus out of her! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I love that part... when he's screaming over the phone at Matthew... and panicking all over the place.

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:42

Would he scream that way if she was there? Probably not. But she could've been in the bathroom, I guess.

Um, I doubt you could make me blush. But I could make you blush, no question. I wish I knew where TeeJay's chest comparison collage is. Lemme see if I can find it.

Keith is my favorite. But I desperately wanna see his chest now, since he's been working out and he was about to burst out of that shirt at the Lost Dream premiere. You see those pics?

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:54

Oooohhh chest collage..... *grins*

Yes... he has such a gorgeous chest.
hell he has gorgeous EVERYTHING. But I mostly love his hair, eyes, lips, and hands.
Oh and let's not forget that sexy voice that would make us all melt into a puddle should he whisper into our ear with it.
*gets the chills just thinking about it*
And no I never did see those pictures... where are they?

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:56

I just like getting my hands on a beautiful man-chest. I forgot TeeJay made this "Who's better?" thread. You can see it toward the bottom of the first page. Along with other comparisons...

http://www.chris-marquette.com/forum/vi … 2364#p2364

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:56

Actually... considering that scene where he trips over the trash can, runs after Matt down the hall, and talking about what he should do with her...
did you notice how loud he was being with all those other people around walking past them?

the way he practically shoved that girl out of his way just to keep yacking at Matt? LOL. I think when he's on a tangent about something and get's "excited... so excited" as he puts it...
then he really doesn't care who is around and who is listening. Cuz he is just so wrapped up in the need to express his feelings and get his point across.

which is what makes his outbursts so funny! lol

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 03:59

Look at him popping out of that shirt...

Look at that arm...

OK, you and I are on different tangents... LOL!

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD
Different tangents... entirely... but with one main SOURCE and focal point in common. *winks*
Yaaaaayyy he still looks hot in a baseball cap... thank you Deb... you just made my day!

Oh and what I was talking about back there about his outbursts...
I forgot to mention the part where he yells out the double doors in front of that whole crowd begging Matt to f**k Danielle for him.
I DIED LAUGHING AND FELL OFF MY BED when I first saw that! LOL

(true story... I literally fell off the edge of my bed and rolled onto the floor laughing so hard I couldn't breathe)

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:19

Me too, on that tangent. TeeJay has that and other stuff from the movie as sounds on her cellphone and when she's visited me in the past, she used it as an alarm clock for me. She'd put her phone on my nightstand and Eli screeching at the top of his voice would wake me up in the mornings.

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:22

LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Man I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

But wait... which part of him screaming on the phone? Where he says Jesus Christ? lol

I SO WANNA HANG OUT WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS AND MEET YOU IN PERSON!!!!
Maaaan I wish we all lived in the same town... we would have SUCH A BLAST! LOL

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:28

Well, we kinda daydream about a Dorquette gathering someday. Maybe it could happen...

I'm pretty sure she used the "fuck her for me" thing as an alarm. It's been a long time though. (Why are we censoring ourselves in this thread when it has an adult language warning?)

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:33

I dunno...
I guess I'm just modest about my cussing when it comes to others who may read it and think, "DAMN that girl cusses like a sailor. I can see why she adores Eli so much. they're a perfect cursing/outbursts match!" LMFAO!

It's habit I guess... even though in real life I swear just as much as any other teenager, even though I'm 23.
Wow... that's bad huh? lolzzz
And yeah I was talking to TeeJay a few days ago about wanting to organize a HUGE Dorquette gathering and I would help to fund it.

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TheCentralScrutinizer · 07 Sep 09 :: 04:39

I have the worst mouth on the planet. I try not to let fly in polite company though. I am very conscious of that because my mom hated cussing. Me, I find it hilarious. Hey, at least you won't freak out when you see Alpha Dog.

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