The Girl Next Door (ADULT LANGUAGE!!!)

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 07 Dec 09 :: 11:36

Hey GND fans, Leesey has created a HIGHlarious Holiday JibJab for her fellow Dorquettes and Dorques. Check it out...
It's A TRIPOD DISCO CHRISTMAS!
http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/RgWA … _fb_friend

I find this..... insanely disturbing.... :lol::lol: XD BUT DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH GOOD JOB!!! MERRY X MAS EVERYONE!!! *huggles the MB and pounces them all giving x mas licks for fun *

~*Mrs.Brooks - SORRY SHES BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG!!!*~

TheCentralScrutinizer · 19 Dec 09 :: 21:35

Leesey and Sarah have now done a 100 Things list about GND...

100 Things I Learned From 'The Girl Next Door'.
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BY: LEESEY & SARAH.
1. SOMEONE NAMED KEVIN WILL SHOW UP AT RANDOM POINTS IN YOUR LIFE. EMBRACE IT.
2. YOUR FRIEND STOOD YOU UP AGAIN? DON'T WORRY, SHARK WEEK IS ALL WEEK LONG.
3. WHEN AT A PORN CONVENTION, IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO LIE. ABOUT EVERYTHING.
4. KHAKIS ARE ALWAYS IN STYLE! NOT.
5. PORN STARS CAN GET DRESSED, GO DOWNSTAIRS, AND SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP IN A MATTER OF JUST A FEW SECONDS. BEWARE.
6. WATCHING PORN WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IS COMPLETELY NATRUAL. JUST LEARN TO LIKE IT.
7. ALWAYS TAKE ADVICE ON HOW TO LURE A GIRL INTO THE BEDROOM FROM YOUR HORNY BEST FRIEND.
8. THE FIRST RULE OF POLITICS ISN'T LYING. IT'S ALWAYS KNOW IF THE JUICE IS WORTH THE SQUEEZE.
9. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GREET OLDER MEN OF IMPORTANCE WITH "AYYYY! THERE'S A BIG DADDEH, HUH?!"
10. IT'S MANDATORY TO REFER YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO ISN'T AS COOL, GOOD LOOKING, SMART, OR POPULAR AS YOU ARE AS "GARFUNKEL".
11. IN REFERENCE TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE, PREFERABLY A LOVE INTEREST, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT "HIS JUICE WAS WORTH THE SQUEEZE".
12. TAKING ECSTASY WILL SURE GET YOU IN THE MOOD WHEN IT COMES TO DANCING TO DISCO CLASSICS OF THE '70S.
13. PROM COMING UP? WHY NOT TAKE A PORN STAR! THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS, AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE SOME FUN IN THE LIMO ON THE WAY THERE.
14. STUCK WITH A BABY AND NOWHERE TO GO? DON'T BLAME IT ON THE UNPROTECTED SEX YOU HAD, BLAME PROM!
15. CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK, THE BANK TELLER DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE RICE BOY.
16. IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MASTURBATING TO A NAUGHTY MAGAZINE, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOUR DOOR HAS A LOCK BEFOREHAND.
17. YOU'RE ONLY COOL IF YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE NAMED "KLITZ.... WITH A K".
18. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE TALL, QUIET, NERDY KID IN THE CLASS. HE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING IN HIS PANTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE UP TO.
19. NEVER ASK THE HORNY KID IF HE THINKS HE'S EVER TOO YOUNG TO DO SOMETHING -- THIS IS HIS CALLING CARD, SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT QUESTION!
20. IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GOING TO PROM, BETTER GET WASTED BEFORE YOU SHOW UP, BECAUSE SECURITY WILL BE TIGHT.
21. WHEN GIVING A SPEECH, NEVER FOLLOW THE RED HEAD OR THE FOREIGN GIRL. THEY WILL QUOTE JFK AND SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, AND LEAVE YOU ALL SORTS OF FUCKED, RESULTING IN YOU HAVING TO JUST "GO WITH IT" ON YOUR SPEECH.
22. THE BEACH IS FOR FAGS.
23. WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL, AND YOU LOOK BACK, AND ALL YOU CAN REMEMBER IS YOUR BEST FRIENDS EATING DORITO'S AND DRINKING SIERRA MIST, AND JACKING IT TO A MAGAZINE ... YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED.
24. NOTHING SAYS A FIRST IMPRESSION LIKE SPORTING KHAKIS WHILE HAVING A GIANT BAG OF TRASH IN YOUR HAND WHILE STARING AT A GIRL WITH GIANT TITS WITH YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN.
25. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR CONVERTIBLE UNATTENDED WITH THE TOP DOWN, AND WHILE IT'S FULL OF YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS.
26. WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND MENTIONS A GIRL HE REALLY LIKES, THE FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ASK IS "HOW'S THE RACK?!"
27. RUNNING INTO TRASH CANS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WILL CAUSE A GORGEOUS GIRL TO TURN AND GIVE YOU A SECOND GLANCE.
28. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FULLY UNDRESS WITH THE WINDOW WIDE OPEN WHEN LIVING NEXT TO A TEENAGE BOY. OH, AND BE SURE TO WEAR A RED THONG, THEY LOVE THAT.
29. DANIELLE IS SO SKILLED THAT SHE CAN TAKE OFF FAST, SCREECH HER TIRES, SPEED ALONG, AND YET, STILL MANAGE TO OPEN HER DOOR AND PICK UP MATTHEW'S UNDERWEAR FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
30. CHURCH GROUPS TAKE TRIPS TO AFRICA FOR TWO WEEKS, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
31. A CONVERSATION ONLY INVOLVING "DUDE", AND "I KNOW." SAYS SO MUCH IN SO LITTLE WORDS.
32. WHEN A GIRL MAKES YOU STRIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, BE SURE TO LEAVE ONE SOCK ON.
33. WHEN A GUY COMES UP AND KISSES YOU, IT'S ALWAYS POLITE TO DROP YOUR BEER CUP MID-KISS.
34. YOU WILL MAGICALLY FIND AN INNER TUBE LYING SOMEWHERE IN THE STREET TO COVER UP YOUR BARE ASS WHEN A GIRL STEALS YOUR UNDERPANTS.
35. WHEN THE HORNY KID CALLS YOU A "MINION" AND TELLS YOU TO MOVE, YOU BETTER DO IT. YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, YA DANCING COUGAR!
36. IF STRIPPING DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU SHOULD NAIL A GIRL, THE NEXT APPROACH IS WHEN SHE SITS ON YOUR FACE. LOOK OUT FOR IT, GUYS.
37. WHEN WHITE GUYS DO TAE KWAN DO IN A PORNO, IT'S ALWAYS BEST IF YOU REFER TO THEM AS "COWBOY".
38. THE ONE DAY THAT YOU STOP PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS AND LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE BY HER CAR.
39. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL IF YOU CAN VISUALIZE SOMEONE GIVING YOUR DAD HEAD, AND EVEN IMAGINING HIM SAYING "THATTA GIRL. OH, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
40. IT'S POSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO A CD WITH TWO SETS OF HEADPHONES PLUGGED INTO A DISCMAN.
41. THE PERFECT PLACE TO TALK ABOUT A SCHOLARSHIP IS A STRIP CLUB WHILE GETTING A LAP DANCE.
42. ACCORDING TO MATTHEW KIDMAN, EINSTEIN CAN CURE CANCER.
43. THE BEST WAY TO GET THE SLUTS AT YOUR SCHOOL TO LIKE YOU IS TO WAVE A BAG OF "THE KILLER BUD" IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES AND JUST WALK AWAY. THEY'LL BE BEGGIN' TO HANG OUT.
44. DANIELLE IS SUCH A CREEPER THAT SHE KNOWS WHICH HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAVE A POOL IN THE BACK.
45. BANK TELLERS WILL BELIEVE ANY STORY PEOPLE TELL THEM. A STUDENT ADVISOR IN A LEATHER JACKET WITH A MOUTH LIKE THAT? JEANIE FAIL.
46. PORN STARS TEND TO CARRY A WHOLE OTHER EXTRA OUTFIT IN THEIR CAR IN CASE THEY DECIDE TO TAKE A SWIM IN YOUR POOL.
47. SIPPING BLUE DRINKS GIVES KLITZY SUDDEN BURSTS OF CONFIDENCE AND TURNS HIM INTO A SEXUAL BEAST.
48. THE POLITE THING TO DO WHEN SOMEONE PUSHES YOU FOR BEING IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS TO SAY SORRY.
49. MATTHEW KIDMAN IS ANNOYINGLY PERSISTENT.
50. YOU CAN STILL LIKE A GIRL WITH YOUR PENIS INSIDE HER.
51. WHILE THE HORNY KID IS DENYING FEELING SOME GIRL UP, KLITZ' BLUE DRINK IS MAGICALLY DISAPPEARING.
52. ITS ALWAYS FUN IMAGINING YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH YOUR MOM.
53. WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OFF OF A BALCONY, YOU BETTER BE DAMN SURE THERE'S A TITTY CAKE WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BOTTOM.
54. THE THREE STEPS TO GETTING LAID IS: FIRST OFF, ACT LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. SECOND, GET HER DRUNK, REALLY DRUNK, OKAY? THAT WAY THE TRUE PORNSTAR'LL COME OUT IN HER. LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT, ALWAYS BE TOUCHING HER, MAN. THAT TELLS HER YOU CAME HERE TO GET *DOWN* TONIGHT.
55. ACCORDING TO MATTHEW, WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN SOMEONE, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST STUPID.
56. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S PARENTS DON'T HAVE MONEY TO GET HIM INTO COLLEGE, MATTHEW SURE KNOWS HOW TO GET A CREDIT CARD OFF OF THEM TO PAY FOR A HOTEL ROOM TO LOSE HIS VIRGINITY IN.
57. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE "COOL KIDS" AT SCHOOL, YOU WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHEN KELLY COMES TO VISIT, AND YOU'LL SKIP CLASS TO GO SIT ON HIS CAR.
58. CHEAP MOTELS HAVE SOME PRETTY PRICEY ART HANGING ON THEIR WALLS.
59. SAYING SORRY IS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'LL EITHER HAVE TO STRIP IN THE STREET AS AN APOLOGY, OR YOU'LL OFFER A KID ECSTASY AS A WAY OF APOLOGIZING.
60. THINK GEESE ARE CUTE NOW? TRY PUTTING A DRESS AND SUN HAT ON THEM AND PUTTING ONE ON YOUR FRONT PORCH FOR DECORATION.
61. MATTHEW KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TIME IT IS WHILE THEY'RE WALKING TO HUGO'S HOUSE. I MEAN, HE HAS TO BE AT DINNER IN AN HOUR!
62. MATTHEW CAN PASS OFF AS A 21 YEAR OLD AND ORDER A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA WITHOUT BEING CARDED, WHEN IN REALITY, HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HE COULD PASS OFF AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
63. MATTHEW IS NOW THE INCREDIBLE HULK, AND CAN BREAK DOWN ENTIRE SCREEN DOORS.
64. GETTING SOME GIRLS TOGETHER WITH SOME ASSBAGS AND SHOOT 'EM HUMPIN' AT LIKE A FOOTBALL GAME OR AT A PROM WOULD MAKE A VIDEO SELL.
65. A SPEECH INVOLVING THE PHRASE "BASICALLY BEING A FUCKING BOY SCOUT" IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION.
66. CHINESE/CAMBODIANS ARE CRAZY LITTLE FUCKERS WHO SURE KNOW THEIR NUMBERS.
67. THAT MATTHEW KIDMAN .. HE FUCKED SAMNANG, HE FUCKED HIM SO BAD.
68. EXPECT A GIANT PIG WITH AN OVERSIZED PENIS SPEAKING WITH A MEXICAN ACCENT WHEN AT A PORN CONVENTION.
69. ELI'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO HEAR THE WHOLE PLAN BEFORE HE DECIDES THAT HE'S IN.
70. BLUE DRINKS CONTAINING ALCOHOL WILL CAUSE THE NERDY KID OF THE GROUP TO WANNA "FEEL ONE" AND EVEN ADMIT THAT HE GETS "FREAKY".
71. WHEN WALKING INTO PROM WITH 3 PORN STARS AND A FILM CREW, EXPECT A WIDE RANGE OF LOOKS FROM YOUR PEERS.
72. IF YOU WAN'T PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, BE SURE TO POINT AT THEM WHEN YOU SPEAK.
73. IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS THE HEAD HONCHO, ALWAYS REFER TO PEOPLE AS "MINIONS".
74. NO MATTER HOW GEEKY YOU ARE, ECSTASY WILL TURN YOU INTO A REGULAR OL' JOHN TRAVOLTA ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
75. WHILE YOU'RE DECIDING ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT YOUR PENIS TO BE SHOWN TO THE WORLD, THE PORN STARS ARE JUST CHILLIN', MAKING CONDOM BALLOONS.
76. LEESEY GETS TURNED ON BY ELI'S BUTT CHIN AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING HE SAYS.
77. SARAH GETS TURNED ON WHEN KLITZY OFFERS TO DROP HIS PANTS JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE A FUCKIN' TRIPOD!
78. SAMNANG IN ENGLISH IS "SAMSUNG".
79. APPARENTLY EVERY SCHOOL LIBRARY HAS A DRESSING ROOM STOCKED FULL OF BATHROBES.
80. WHEN WALKING INTO PROM, EXPECT A SLOW-MO ENTERANCE AND YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FLOWY HAIR TO BLOW IN THE BREEZE.
81. IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL TO CALL A HIGH SCHOOL KID "REALLY CUTE".
82. EXPECT THE HORNY KID TO GROW UP TO BE REALLY HOT ONE DAY AND LEESEY TO DROP HER PANTS IN SECONDS.
83. POPPING BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE MAY CAUSE EXTREME "FLIPPY'FLOPPY HAIR".
84. IT'S ALWAYS CLASSY AND FORMAL TO HAVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM IN THE LUNCH ROOM.
85. EXPECT THE NERDY KID TO GROW UP TO BE REALLY HOT ONE DAY AND SARAH TO DROP HER PANTS IN SECONDS.
86. HEALTH CLASSES TEACH YOU NOT TO OPEN A CONDOM WRAPPER WITH YOUR MOUTH, AND YET, A PORN STAR TEACHING SEX IN A SEX ED VIDEO USES HER MOUTH TO OPEN THE CONDOM.
87. WHEN YOU SAY "NO CUCUMBERS OR BANANAS IN THIS VIDEO", IT WOULD HELP IF YOU DIDN'T LIE AT THE SAME TIME AND WHIP THEM OUT, 'CAUSE TECHNICALLY NOW, THEY'RE IN THE VIDEO.
88. MATTHEW CONFIDES IN HIS BEST FRIENDS SO MUCH THAT HE FANTASIZES ABOUT THEM RATTING HIM OUT.
89. HUGO POSH ISN'T JUST TITS, HE ISN'T JUST ASS, HUGO POSH IS ALSO HEART ..... AND AN ASSBAG.
90. WHEN GOING FOR A LIMO RIDE WITH YOUR PROM DATE RIGHT AFTER THE PROM IS OVER, EXPECT THE DRIVER TO RIDE AROUND AIMLESSLY UNTIL MORNING.
91. IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME WHEN COLLEGE GUYS AND GIRLS ALIKE GET EXCITED ABOUT SEEING "KLITZ' BIIIIIIIG DEBUT"!!
92. ALWAYS EXPECT THE HORNY KID TO WEAR SILKY BOXERS... AND THEN LEESEY GETS TURNED ON A LITTLE BIT.
93. WHEN SPYING ON THE GIRL NEXT DOOR AND YOU GET CAUGHHT, ALWAYS WAIT AT LEAST 3 SECONDS BEFORE YOU TRY AND GO IN FOR ANOTHER PEEK.
94. EXPECT YOUR PARENTS TO BE FULLY DRESSED BRIGHT AND EARLY, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PRINCIPAL SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT THEM EVEN KNOWING.
95. EARLY IN THE MORNING, ALWAYS HAVE FRESH FRUIT PREPARED NEATLY IN A BOWL JUST INCASE YOU WOULD HAPPEN TO HAVE UNEXPECTED GUESTS ARRIVING.
96. THE SEX ED VIDEO GAURENTEES IT WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING FROM KISSING TO FOREPLAY AND HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON. BUT IN NO WAY DOES IT GAURENTEE YOU IT WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT SEX.
97. NOT ONLY IS MATTHEW A SENIOR, BUT HE MUST MAKE IT KNOWN THAT HE'S ABOUT TO GRADUATE SOON ... AS IF PEOPLE COULDN'T TELL.
98. IT'S NO SUPRISE THAT THE HORNY HISPANIC KID DOESN'T GRADUATE WITH HONORS LIKE HIS OTHER TWO WHITE BEST FRIENDS.
99. NEVER TRUST A PORN STAR OR YOUR 2 BEST FRIENDS TO GET YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG DINNER. YOU NEED MOM TO HELP YOU, BECAUSE ONLY SHE WILL GIVE YOU A SPIT BATH TO REMOVE ALL THAT DRIED BLOOD FROM YOUR NOSE AND HEAD.
100. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS... "JUST GO WITH IT."

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 26 Dec 09 :: 05:38

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!! I LOL'd so bad... ALL OVER THE PLACE... with tears in my eyes!!! BRAVO! VERY GOOD JOB! LOVE THIS LIST!!! Here are a few of my faves.... YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS!!!!

MY FAVES:

5. PORN STARS CAN GET DRESSED, GO DOWNSTAIRS, AND SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP IN A MATTER OF JUST A FEW SECONDS. BEWARE.

15. CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK, THE BANK TELLER DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE RICE BOY.

23. WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL, AND YOU LOOK BACK, AND ALL YOU CAN REMEMBER IS YOUR BEST FRIENDS EATING DORITO'S AND DRINKING SIERRA MIST, AND JACKING IT TO A MAGAZINE ... YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED.

25. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR CONVERTIBLE UNATTENDED WITH THE TOP DOWN, AND WHILE IT'S FULL OF YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS.

34. YOU WILL MAGICALLY FIND AN INNER TUBE LYING SOMEWHERE IN THE STREET TO COVER UP YOUR BARE ASS WHEN A GIRL STEALS YOUR UNDERPANTS.

40. IT'S POSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO A CD WITH TWO SETS OF HEADPHONES PLUGGED INTO A DISCMAN.

45. BANK TELLERS WILL BELIEVE ANY STORY PEOPLE TELL THEM. A STUDENT ADVISOR IN A LEATHER JACKET WITH A MOUTH LIKE THAT? JEANIE FAIL.

53. WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OFF OF A BALCONY, YOU BETTER BE DAMN SURE THERE'S A TITTY CAKE WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BOTTOM.

65. A SPEECH INVOLVING THE PHRASE "BASICALLY BEING A FUCKING BOY SCOUT" IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION.

67. THAT MATTHEW KIDMAN .. HE FUCKED SAMNANG, HE FUCKED HIM SO BAD.

78. SAMNANG IN ENGLISH IS "SAMSUNG".

89. HUGO POSH ISN'T JUST TITS, HE ISN'T JUST ASS, HUGO POSH IS ALSO HEART ..... AND AN ASSBAG.

~Mrs.Brooks - LOVES THIS CREATIVE LIST! KEEP EM COMING!!~

Simon · 07 Jan 10 :: 02:19

That list is fantastic. Loved number 5.

EOcean214 · 07 Jan 10 :: 21:35

Love these lists. Especially #'s 1 & 2. How did Shark Week become such a phenomenon!

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 15 Jan 10 :: 10:31

ok so... after much debate... I think I have come one step closer to making an official Eli Brooks holiday... XD!!!

CONVO IS AS FOLLOWS:

[2010/01/15 0:15] ShyKitty Foxclaw: ok so... fact check: what do we know about Eli's b -day?.... we know in the proposed year of the film TGND (2004) that he was graduating... thus he was around 17 years old in 2004.... it is now... 2010 so today he would be 23.... just like me! woot! so that means... he was born in 1986....
[2010/01/15 0:16] ShyKitty Foxclaw: now... to disect his personality and guess his sign from there....
[2010/01/15 0:16] ShyKitty Foxclaw: hes perverted..... arrogant... loud mouthed.... but has a very sweet nature on the inside that he doesnt want anyone to know about.... he always has to appear tough and macho...
[2010/01/15 0:17] ShyKitty Foxclaw: this leads me to believe hes either taurus.... scorpio.... or .... and this is a stretch.... a Gemini like me
[2010/01/15 0:17] ShyKitty Foxclaw: cuz of the loudness and...
[2010/01/15 0:17] ShyKitty Foxclaw: arrogance
[2010/01/15 0:17] ShyKitty Foxclaw: XD
[2010/01/15 0:18] ShyKitty Foxclaw: as for the day... one could never possibly know without a full bio of his character from the creator of him who made him up....

(CRASHES OUT OF SL HERE... GROWLS)

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[0:21] ShyKitty Foxclaw: SL hates me today
[0:21] ShyKitty Foxclaw: anyways lol
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: so... what i can do is... pick a number for the day....
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: preferrably one of my fave numbers...
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: like... the number 7
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: yeaaaah
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: ?/7/1986
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: as for the month....
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: scorpio's b-days are in october arent they?
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: or....
[0:22] ShyKitty Foxclaw: Nov...
[0:24] Gable Caligari: not sure
[0:24] ShyKitty Foxclaw: hmmm
[0:24] ShyKitty Foxclaw: ill have to read up on the star signs
[0:24] ShyKitty Foxclaw: and pick the one that strikes close to home on him
[0:24] Gable Caligari: hehe
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: then i will be able to create... an international (well...private for me and other fans i guess really... lol) holiday celebration of Eli
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw:
[0:25] Gable Caligari: lol
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: ooooh
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: we can call it...
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: brooks day
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw:
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: yesh
[0:25] ShyKitty Foxclaw: Brooks Day
[0:26] Gable Caligari: heheheheh
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: i like that
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: sounds lovely
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: lol
[0:26] Gable Caligari: I personaly like Bree day .... hehe
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: LMFAO
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: so do i!
[0:26] ShyKitty Foxclaw: XD

:lol::P:P

~Mrs.Brooks - planner and keeper of all things "Eli"~ :drool:

TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Jan 10 :: 01:45

Heh. Good idea!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 16 Jan 10 :: 07:50

Bree and I were texting about her Brooks day idea. I think it's rad! Bree thinks I should come up with my own Adam Rove day.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 16 Jan 10 :: 21:39

Well, I wanna get in on Adam Rove Day!

EOcean214 · 17 Jan 10 :: 01:23

TheCentralScrutinizer wrote:

Well, I wanna get in on Adam Rove Day!

I second that motion Deb!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 17 Jan 10 :: 07:13

Adam Rove is my dream guy. Oh how I wish I was Joan Girardi.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jan 10 :: 07:16

Me too Mel. But Butterflies Joan, that's who I'd wanna be.

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 17 Jan 10 :: 07:33

For sure! I want to marry Adam!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jan 10 :: 07:41

And have the most incredible honeymoon ever. LOL!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 17 Jan 10 :: 08:01

Then eventually give birth to the most beautiful babies ever with Adam!

TheCentralScrutinizer · 17 Jan 10 :: 20:38

Don't you know it? They would make such gorgeous kids together!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 18 Jan 10 :: 06:48

For sure! And they'd make terrific parents.

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 24 Jan 10 :: 12:40

I WISH THEY NEVER SPLIT UP!!! T . T *cries like a lil girl and blows her nose* I CUSSED OUT MY TV SET when I watched that episode... I was like... "ADAM! YOU IDIOT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY???? ..... but i still love you..." XD and then i cried some more....

~Mrs.Brooks - if she had a magic wand to turn back time and save TV series from awful plot line twists... she would have Adam & Joan make "beautiful babies"~ lolz!

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 25 Jan 10 :: 07:25

Trial And Error is such a depressing episode of JOA that screwed up the show. I watched that episode again the other night for like the 20th time. I cry harder each and every time I watch it.

Susanna · 25 Jan 10 :: 10:00

you know it is one episode that guareentees giving you a good cry, and sometimes it feels satisfying to let out a good cry.

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Jan 10 :: 17:32

It's not one that I watch often. I do love a good cry, but mostly it makes me angry. I did enjoy watcing it "with Leesey" over YM, as she was seeing it for the first time though.

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 16 Feb 10 :: 16:07

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM NOT DEAD. Im still here... just UUUUUBER busy. Sorry everyone!!! *huggles* how goes things in Adam/Joan land?

~Mrs.Brooks - tries to get on here as often as she can... HONEST~

BiggestChrisMarquetteFan · 17 Feb 10 :: 05:06

We all missed you Bree!!
I'm glad we get text because otherwise we wouldn't get to talk much.

TheFutureMrsEliBrooks · 25 Feb 10 :: 17:09

lol yeah I know... im such an arse... LMFAO. Ill try to post here more often... life is being a greedy jerk right now with me but... I do what I can. You know I love and miss you all! You are always in my thoughts. An thats what counts. *clings to her friends in the MB* I hope everyone is doing well... hope you can forgive me for my somtimes longwinded absences. I try to keep up anyways. LOVE YOU GUYS! DEB! TEEJAY! SAMSIE! Love ya Mel!! XOXO Katbee???? where are you??? havent heard from you in a while not even in an e mail. Hope you are ok....

~Mrs.Brooks - living day to day doing the best she can.... sigh~

TheCentralScrutinizer · 25 Feb 10 :: 17:43

Nice to see you Bree. We miss you too! :hug:

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