#401 25 Feb 10 :: 17:05

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hehe aint he handsome? God... if only i were in his hands instead of that shotgun.... oooooh bad Bree NAUGHTY BREE. Shame on me... shame shame. *slaps her own hand* XD

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#402 25 Feb 10 :: 17:44

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I feel ya!  lol  :drool:


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#403 28 Feb 10 :: 08:40

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Mm Bree that's a very naughty thought. Kinky! Haha.  lol

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#404 08 Apr 10 :: 00:37

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Anyone seen the trailer for this new film starring Chris and Benicio Del Toro?

http://www.mymagnum.com/?gold=4bbd08be0af30


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#405 08 Apr 10 :: 01:00

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Bad link.  sad


Deb,
Your Fairy Chrismother.  Keeper of Keith's leather wristband.  Keeper of Pocket Anomalies.  WWAJD?
REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
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#406 08 Apr 10 :: 01:07

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That's strange. I just clicked on the link and it worked fine. What are you getting Deb?


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#407 08 Apr 10 :: 01:41

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Access not allowed

This site cannot be distributed
in the United States
due to contract restrictions.

We apologize for any inconvenience.


Deb,
Your Fairy Chrismother.  Keeper of Keith's leather wristband.  Keeper of Pocket Anomalies.  WWAJD?
REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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#408 08 Apr 10 :: 14:14

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Oh it seems like it must only be restricted to the UK (or possibly Europe). That's a shame.


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#409 08 Apr 10 :: 15:09

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Yeah, well, I have a feeling it more like a condom joke than a movie anyway.  tongue


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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#410 08 Apr 10 :: 18:09

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It's Magnum Ice-Cream. lol Nothing to do with condoms.

It's actually a trailer for a fake ice-cream where Benico Del Toro's character needs help in stealing the ice-cream. Which ever photo you put in, it will stick onto the character, making him Del Toro's partner. In the link I put it was Chris as his partner. You even type his name in and it comes up with 'Introducing Chris Marquette'. For an extra chuckle it even has on it 'Directed by Bryan Singar'.


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#411 08 Apr 10 :: 18:34

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I watched it, it's pretty funny. smile

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#412 08 Apr 10 :: 18:47

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Did it actually look like Chris to you? I used a Chris picture but when watching it, it looked more like Robert Pattinson than Chris.

It must only be Europe who can watch it, which is dissapointing.


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#413 08 Apr 10 :: 20:30

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That thing takes ages to load and it keeps crashing my Firefox.


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#414 08 Apr 10 :: 20:50

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Simon wrote:

Did it actually look like Chris to you? I used a Chris picture but when watching it, it looked more like Robert Pattinson than Chris.

Actually, I don't think I would have recognized him as Chris if I hadn't known it was supposed to be him. But it was still funny. smile

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#415 08 Apr 10 :: 22:23

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TeeJay wrote:
Simon wrote:

Did it actually look like Chris to you? I used a Chris picture but when watching it, it looked more like Robert Pattinson than Chris.

Actually, I don't think I would have recognized him as Chris if I hadn't known it was supposed to be him. But it was still funny. smile

-TeeJay

I was trying to find a photo where he has a face which would best suit the situation. The only problem being, it just looked nothing like him when you cut the face off his head. It must be his hair that makes him so recognisable. lol


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#416 12 Apr 10 :: 18:24

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Chris looked weird in it. But not quite Rob-weird, come on people! big_smile It's fun idea.


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#417 11 Jul 10 :: 03:43

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Here's something Chris said about how to survive a zombie attack that I found today:



How Do You Survive A Zombie Attack?
Scary-Movie Vets Roth, Tarantino, Raimi Give Advice
'Always chop 'em up,' 'Evil Dead' director Sam Raimi offers.

"Just like in 'Dawn of the Dead,' you need to find a big mall where you have tons of equipment and food that can take care of you for a while," reasoned Chris Marquette, who had a role in 2003's "Freddy vs. Jason." "So, I figure my best bet is I'm going to head to [L.A.'s ] Beverly Center the second sh-- gets crazy."

Once you and your fellow survivors have locked the doors to your hiding spot, however, movies have taught us to expect melodrama, irrational in-fighting and constant questioning of authority. "You have to create some hierarchy as to how things are going to go," Marquette said. "If anybody wants to whine and leave, I figure you've just got to kick them out the door. There's no mercy at that point."

Source: http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles … tory.jhtml
Don't bother watching the video, Chris is not in it.

-TeeJay

Ohhhh boy. *facepalms* I know this post is old but Im gonna go ahead and comment on it anyway. Poor Chris... hes cute handsome intelligent a great actor sweet and awesome... but man oh MAN IS HE CLUELESS  when it comes to zombies. Looks like Im going to have to save his a** lol:lol::lol:

First of all Ive been reading up on zombie apocalpyses, outbreak probabilities, scientific and government experiments going on to this day, and I have what is known as a Zombie Survival Plan. And I can tell you right now that going to a big major supermarket or shopping mall is a BAAAAD idea. EVERYONE will rush there. Just as they will be rushing to police stations, jails, and hospitals. Ive read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (which I KNOW is satirical and fictional seeing as how his father is Mel Brooks and its meant as a joke) but there is some REALLY good survival stuff in that book.

First of all in a Zombie Plan you need to locate a place in your immediate area that is abandoned and fort-worthy. Someplace you can keep goods and supplies locked up and some place you can fortify so not only zombies but bandits and other intruders cant get into. Then you need to take stock of your supplies and make a list of things you will be needing in the near future once a full blown outbreak epidemic begins. Such as a first aid kit, tools, batteries with extra flashlights, a battery operated or solar operated radio, headphones for the radio, suntan lotion and mosquito repellant, a basic kit of medicines necessary to keep the body healthy, weapons such as sharp long battle ready melee weapons like a katana, axe, machetti, or crowbar. Definitely dont forget the excellent guns n ammo array of a semi automatic carbine as your primary weapon with a silencer and night vision scope and a 22. rimfire pistol for your secondary. The melee weapons should only be used as a back up once you run out of ammo for your guns.

With the sharp objects and the guns never forget to aim steady for the head... to destroy the brain.. or sever the zombie head with the sharp melee weapons: inthis case the Katana is best. Make sure its a REAL BATTLEREADY katana and not some cheap one from a hand me down store. Your life depends on staying low.. staying quiet... and keep on moving as no place is safe only SAFER. Once you have a reinforced fortress with all your supplies hidden and your chosen Zombie Emergency Swat team ready... you can comb the area and kill all the zombies in your immediate area and fortify the safe zone.

Trust me... ive read up on all of this and Im well prepared. XD I shall have to save poor Chris from the zombies in his local market and bring him back to the fortress along with all of you guys. HAHAHAHA!!! big_smile:D;):P

~Mrs.Brooks - is well armed and well prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse~ tongue


~*Minions! Let's move! *snaps fingers*~ Eli Brooks TGND
~*We live in a crazy mixed up world. CRAZY. But oh so beautiful.*~ - Eli Brooks TGND

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#418 08 Aug 10 :: 22:50

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Here's a little Chris-related randomness: Since Peter Facinelli now wants people to call him PFac, I think we need to start calling Chris CMarq. lol

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#419 08 Aug 10 :: 23:26

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Leesey and I call him C-Rod.  wink


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
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#420 08 Aug 10 :: 23:35

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CRod works too. LOL! (As long as it's not C-Note.)

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#421 08 Aug 10 :: 23:46

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I think she started C-Rod because the star of her beloved baseball team, the NY Yankees is Alex Rodriguez and he's known as A-Rod.  Also, when we use it on Facebook, it's not so obvious that we're drooling all over Chris.  It gets a little weird doing that when you're friends with so many of his relatives and friends.  It was a happy shock getting a friend request from Amanda this week.  LOL!


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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#422 09 Aug 10 :: 18:20

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TeeJay wrote:

Since Peter Facinelli now wants people to call him PFac, I think we need to start calling Chris CMarq. lol

Ahahaha. LOL I actually thought about CMarq before. It was when that RPattz thing started, I guess. That's where "PFac" got the idea. But I think Chris will always be Chris to me and I only use RPattz when I want to make fun of Robert Pattinson. Which does happen a lot although I am kind of a fan. But not as much as I'm a Chris fan.


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#423 24 Aug 10 :: 02:40

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Chris took a 37% jump up on the StarMeter at IMDb this week.  I wish his new credits would get posted already.


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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#424 25 Aug 10 :: 16:21

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CriMa would be kinda badass. and relate nicely to his role on criminal minds lol


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#425 28 Aug 10 :: 05:47

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I added The Double and Criminal Minds and they are up on IMDb now.


Deb,
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REPORT BROKEN LINKS info@chris-marquette.com  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=ho … ef=profile 
Wanna talk to President Obama?  http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/  Close Gitmo/Open Cuba.
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