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This is a poem I wrote Chris as part of my birthday present for him last year. At the time, I liked the poem. Today, I think it's absolutely cheesey, but I still like to read it for a quick laugh. And thinking of him laughing at this poem, kinda makes me feel a little better about it. Enjoy!
-Leesey.
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He wears a faux hawk and has brown puppy dog eyes

In his movies, he's known for obsessing over sex or getting high

He makes stoner beanies and hoodies look like sex

He's so badass that just digging a hole makes him a suspect

He's down to earth growing up in Texas and Dirty Jerz

He'll pass up on the Hollywood life, limos and chauffeurs

Never in it for the flashbulbs or the glitz and glamour

Who needs to be famous when he's a knight in shining armor

He's not scared to fuck over Shia or push him down the stairs

It doesn't matter if it's on Hanukkah, or he's in a wheelchair

Then, he stole his girl, oh what's her name? Tawny

And smoked a doobie with his boy Frankie who got it from Johnny

He used to have a pimpin' cat named Patches

And when he's in Arcadia, he stays away from the mall 'cause it gives him rashes.

He loves going out for coffee and reading books

Chicken and potato dumplings is his favorite thing his mom cooks

He listens to JT and stands at five foot eight

Rocks leather jackets and aviator shades

He loves movies with DeNiro like 'Taxi Driver' and where they whack Billy Bats

And old TV shows like Saved by the Bell and Thundercats

His brother Sean says to "Smoke that weed, bitch!"

And his mom's a tough sexy broad named Tish.

His dads's a Cuban gangster, and let's not forget Eric the Starbucks guy

But who really cares? Because he's not the one turning 25.

Chrissy's got the cutest chubby face

And the personality that'll make your heart race

He's so sweet, he could make you rot a tooth

I'd even spend millions if he ran his own kissing booth

For him, I'd swim all seven seas

Because in my heart I know, that the juice is worth the squeeze.

He gives me butterflies and I'm not afraid to shout it out

What can I say? That's what moral fiber's all about.

So, whether he spends his birthday slappin' a ham or getting baked

I hope his wish comes true when he blows out the candles on his birthday cake.

Thanks, Debz! It's sooooooo old. I made it forevers ago. I just figured I needed a new one, and this was one of the only ones I had on my laptop.  But enough about mine, yours is the cutest thing ever! Whenever I look at it, it makes me wanna blue skidoo into the avatar and hug him. Yup, that's right, I used a blue's clues reference for a sexy boy in a sexy avatar. :silly:

Avatar? Really? :rofl:

Downey always lookin' like a sexy slice.

Same here. I love her movies.

Debz, I am so dead at how it's like you're conversating with yourself. But, yes! YAY! Marty's the man! He's such an adoreable little Italian midget.<3

LMAO! Awwwwwww thanks, guys! I figured I needed to give my girls a little something for Chris-mas! Five tube steak boogies was my favorite, too. Oh, and of course, the 3 That's Right, Bitch's. But what REALLY makes me laugh is when SaraH's cat gets in the way and she casually pushes him out the way. :rofl:

Thanks!

LMAOOOOOOOOO! I'm thinking of doing an "I Swear" one next. :silly: Who knows?

Donna Dixon - Wayne's World
Mike Myers - Shrek The Third
Justin Timberlake - Alpha Dog with... :youdaman:

Hilary Duff

Nancy Travis - The Traveling Pants.
Amber Tamblyn - Joan of Arcadia with... :youdaman:

...Dean Martin.